You better not be on the NORAD naughty list this year.. Christmas gets real... We gonna have Qwanzika, Futurama style, A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US
I am Ackza... the Fiber Optic cable guy
I ain't afraid of no ghosts
Shoot em out the airlock
Love for your earth family is what keeps your human gravity boots on the ground, and if you escape the love of earth you can be jettisoned out into space where you are just flash frozen like a "meat popsicle" (fifth emelent) and its not so bad.. you are frozen like all of evil morties enemies haha but someone nice can always scoop you up and defrost you like cryogenic haha oh and space isnt water guys just stop haha its a vacuum
Oh and Santa clause that is tracked by Norad will be drones and the drones will be from Amazon and they can deliver toys to every well behaving child and maybe batteries or actual coal to the oarents of bad children to help them out because it's not always the parents fault for misbehaving children
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