Let me tell you a Joke....

One night god came down to earth to a town square where a statue of a man and women stands.
God snapped his fingers and brought the statue to life.
"For your service in inspiring people and boosting their morale I give you untill sunrise to be as mortal men"
The man and woman looked at each other smiling and ran off into the bushes where grunting, giggling and rustle of leafs could be heard.
A few hours later they walked out of the bushes and said "thank you for this time Lord, we are ready to resume our post".
"But you still have a couple of hours left until sunrise" god said onto them.
"Right" said the woman turning to the man "this time you hold down the pigeon, and I'll shit on it's head!"