My Boring Poodle

My Boring Poodle searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

My Boring Poodle desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle carried a painting of a melon that they would often smash. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Boring Poodle desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

My Boring Poodle always kept a hat that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

My Boring Poodle needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater having that done to it