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thought there was a court order against you for being near kids

It's only a problem if you happen to be the hired clown.

It might make the clown a bit more entertaining!

Never refuse a beer or any alcoholic beverage for that matter. It's rude to refuse the host.

My sentiments exactly!

The feeling I get in any party and the host offers me beer. That is, even before I take a sip.

Haha, you have a point!!! It's special at a kids party though. It feels quite naughty!

I totally get you, dude-ish! Like you're cheating somewhat. Really though, it feels like you're only lubricating.

I lived on the Outer Banks during my children's young years. Had a friend there who always decorated their yard and porch for Halloween. It was a favorite stop for kids and adults alike. Kids got candy. Adults got beer.

That sounds smashing!

lol

thanks for shearing..very funny sir.