Two Words: Bucket. List.

And not just the movie (although I would go to the ends of the earth to find this), but the article alone. The entirety of it reads just...beautiful

never will I forgive the ass assassin

I almost coughed up pineapple on my laptop when I read this. You should trademark that, otherwise someone (me. It's me.) is gonna steal it.

Awesome post @modernzorker