When A Narwhal Loves A Whale...
One find day a Narwhal was feeling a bit down, a bit blue and pessimistic about the quality of the waters she was swimming in....she was a "blah" Narwhal. It felt like nobody appreciated her Unicorn of the Sea title and floating all alone was getting very tiring as it felt the weight of the Steemian Ocean was on her horn. :(
...narwhal.net is great for the Narwal Appreciation Society for Aquatic Excellence
Then one day she heard a beautiful sound, it was if Angels were trumpeting to her so she held up her head proudly with her Narwhal horn shining again and beheld the @randowhale! The Whale was Majestic and didn't wear Axe body spray and was a tightwad like the other whales, sharks, seahorses, cuttlefish, pufferfish, stingrays......NO! This Whale was damn well the coolest creature to cross her path in a long time and made other marine life look like two bit used car salesmen. Even a big ass Kracken swam up from the murky depths to say hi to this specimen of Aquatic Excellence. * For further information on Narwal Appreciation Society for Aquatic Excellence please join me in https://discordapp.com/invite/sqxV63P
My LATEST, HOTTEST SELFIE with some of my friends:
@randowhale gave all the sea creatures delicious nom noms and everyone lived happily ever after.
The End.
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xoxo,
b.a.
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I only just discovered Narwhals the other week. My girlfriend was talking about them and thought they were just mythical creatures. I googled it and discovered these majestic unicorns of the ocean actually existed :p
yesss! I see you are new, I shall follow you on your adventures !
That animated narwhale is so damn cute! And well the story too!!!!
Thanks you kindly <3
I like your style, following you too, AHOY!
AHOY, followed you back!
As a Knight of the Narwhal Appreciation Society for Aquatic Excellence, I approve to this post :D
thank you from the High Council for your dedication to Narwhalian excellence
You as a Grey, have much in common with the Society, you are always welcome into the Narwhal lodge......you are an honorary member
Great post again battleaxe. I would go on discord but my PC is constantly freezing now unfortunately. It's getting really old.
thanks :) yeah discord can be a bit glitchy
But did the whale have whale balls or man boobs?
both?
thanks for sharing
thanks for reading/commenting :)
The selfie is awesome:) So is the story, thank you for sharing!:)
hehehehe, I had to scour for that one lol