BEASTLY TALES

FAT HEAD

“’E stuck out ‘is ‘ead, ‘e really did!”
“’afore ‘is truck on a slushy road slid.”
“It slid on the road, to the left and the right”
“An’ then it precariously slid out of sight.”
“’E was given to stoppin’, to ave a chat.”
“’E would stop anyone, and that was that.”
“’E ‘ad a fat ‘ead, but now it was thin.”
“After that truck rolled on ‘is ‘ead, made o’ tin.”
“No, not ‘is ‘ead, but that truck.”
“Anyways ‘e was there, out of luck.”

“’E went to the Doc. To ‘ave an inspection.”
“The Doc. Gave ‘im aunty-biotics to prevent infection.”
“’E said, “as for your ‘ead, can do nowt about that.”
“Can’t give you back your ‘ead that was so fat!”
“Now, ask ‘im about this episode, ‘e’ll ‘ave a lot to say.”
“And will so, repeatedly, ‘till ‘es old and grey!”

“You know ‘ow we was talkin’ ‘bout 'im,”
“’im what ‘ad ‘is ‘ead squashed, ‘ow grim.”
“’im what crashed ‘is truck while ago,”
“’E crashed ‘is truck ‘cos ‘e was drivin’ too fast, not slow.”
“It rolled on ‘is ‘ead, all were aghast!”
“All ‘e does now is sit and think of the past.”
“Well Denison Dogwood, for that were ‘is name,”
“’E ‘ad medical procedures to tame,”
“is very fat ‘ead, looked like it ‘ad exploded!”
“An all ‘is grey matter simply eroded.”
“’E was an ‘arf-wit to begin,”
“An’ now they ‘as stuck ‘im in looney bin.”
“Folks go yonder to pay ‘im a visit,”
“They ‘ave to tell ‘im all is exquisite.”
“Otherwise ‘e pops ‘is cork”!
“An’ ‘e’ll attack you with anythin’, a knife or a fork.”
“Yes, since that truck did roll on ‘is ‘ead,”
“’E takes exception to most things said.”
“So best you tells ‘im all is rosy,”
“’specially when ‘e becomes very nosy.”