Calling out all Bankers, Crypto Miners, Steem Witnesses....Your all officially on notice....I am the new 🐳 BOSS 🐳 around here!steemCreated with Sketch.

in #halloween7 years ago (edited)

I know lots of people out there are spending thousands upon thousands trying to mine Bitcoin and becoming witnesses for Steem token. Y'all are complete suckers!!!! Listen, I just made 20 BTC and 20 Steem tonight with a few craft supplies. I mean, they look totally legit and possibly marketable in a peer to peer transaction. They are made of high quality wood and paint with airbrush artwork done at a world class level. Quit payin $6.000.00 for Bitcoin and quit dumping your child's college fund to mine it......my way is much more efficient.
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Bahahahahahaha.....actually these are part of my Halloween costume. I custom make my own costumes every year and this year I have something very unique and funny in store. Pictures from the O. G. Broncnutz annual Halloween Bash will be up this Sunday for your viewing pleasure!
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I wonder....does this make me a counterfeit crypto coin world wide criminal syndicate in anyway? I actually didn't even think about it but I think today I possibly just started my own mafia family.
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I know one thing for sure, these are MINT and easily good enough to be sold on the streets of New York City.....especially around Wall Street! Those dumb ass bankers don't know a dam thing about Crypto Currency and they prove it in every single interview they give. Jamie Dimon.....imma bout to get in your pocket with these Bitcoins bieotch! Expect me! 😂😂😂

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hehe - I'll trade you some my new beachcoins made of shiny pebbles collected near the sea :)

followed you!

I found you today because I have launched a witness campaign for Steemit and have a pretty high capacity server, plus a lot of professional experience with software/hardware (and banks of all things!) - I can see you are voting currently for @au1nethyb1 whose server is listed as inactive and who hasn't posted to Steemit for over a year. I'd really appreciate if you would consider switching that spot for me to give me a chance to serve the community as best I can.
My witness application is here. Cheers!

Sure thing.....I'll take care of it right now.

Ah great, that's much appreciated, thanks. :)

Hahaha....
Nicely dane my dear funny friend @broncnutz...
You are good and cracy friend...hahaha...
I realy like idea and post...
Enjoy it...you can give smile to my face...
Perfect work...
Upvoted and resteemed always your posts...
Cheers~~~

Thank so for re Steem!

@broncnutz let's do another COSP meetup sometime soon (: Lemme know a date that would work for you! And you gottaaaaaa get on the chats so we can reach you, NUTZ!

I'm in my slow season so most anytime will work. Gonna be gone Nov 7-11 but other than that it's all good. I signed up for chat but I just never use it. Next time I see u I'll give you my digits

Ok DOPE!
I'm going to make it next saturday, the 4th of November @ 4PM at the Burrowing Owl. I assume you've been there before but if you haven't, you will love it! Amazing food and very OG atmosphere. All the female waitresses and bartenders there know me by name lol! I'm gonna post about it tonight so people have a week to make plans for it! Also, nobody will judge you if you show up at 4:21 (;

haha very good work and well said broncnutz! happy haloween!

Those tokens look like they took a lot of work to put together! They turned out good. Wow, you have your own airbrush, you can do all kinds of customized T-shirts and jackets! I bet a Broncnutz letterjacket with a big Steemit logo on the back would look sick.

Hi, new boss. Lol. Happy Halloween.

😂😂😂🐳🐳🐳

@broncnutz..
LOL...😀😂😁😃😄
Very funny man.. After I seen topic of the post, I think that you have brought a mining farm.. Lol..
I can't stop laughing after seen your coins.. But it is cute coins puts in my pocket.. Cool effort man..
Upvoted and cheers..😊🤗😁😂👍👌

Just being funny. I did enjoy making Bitcoins though, made me feel rich.

Nice can't wait for final product. I'm sure it's gonna be great.

Buhuhahahahaha, this would be the cheapest bitcoin in the history, i really like your creativity and wish you a very cheerful halloween, upvoted and resteeemed.

Thanks for the re Steem

You crypto counterfit'n crook! I'll be reporting you to Steemit's CEO Ned later on today! lol

Kick Ass costume brother! Looking forward to seeing the final product. Keep on rockin'!

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