To the beast’s own surprise it is teleported above the ice uncontrolably sliding across it at a blistering speed. Although headed towards the edge of the glacier, all that is on the mind is a big juicy seal.

Soon enough the polar bear is in mid air, no longer upon the ice as it has slid off of the glacier entirely. The white sea deer looks down, noticing that it is headed straight for what looks like a huge ice shard protruding from the water beneath. Death is surely imminent, so the hairy beast begins to relive his entire life all in one instance.

Firstly reminiscing about its mothers warm breast milk as a cub. Next thinking back to the time it was in its first Coca-Cola commercial. Finally the annual seal feast with its sleuth back home.

As soon as the rider of icebergs comes back to the physical reality, it is amazed at the fact that the ice shard is in fact just a narwhal’s horn. So instead of the bear plummeting to its final moment of existence, it is now catching a free ride on a narwhal. Of course this means an endless buffet of fish for the God's dog since the marine life is following the whales swimming pattern in order to thrive.

All is good in the arctic circle, or so it seems.