There's no toilet rolls!

dickturpin (59)in #funny • 5 years ago

(UK Panic buying)

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niallon11 (68) 5 years ago

We were like that for a week but it's all settling down again now that people have stopped panic buying and we limited quantities. The stock is there but the people were being crazy so it wasn't getting into the shops fast enough.

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dickturpin (59) 5 years ago

Our Sainsburys was packed out at 09:50 this morning and you can't even pay for anything until 10:00 am. They'd cleaned out the toilet rolls and Pasta. What is it with Pasta? 🤷‍♂️

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adetorrent (74) 5 years ago

Pasta keeps for years :)
I heard Aldi has a priority hour for the elderly folk first, before the mob.

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steevc (73) 5 years ago

Start stockpiling newspapers! I got some bogrolls last week, but there was no pasta in Sainsbury's yesterday. Those who built up a Brexit stash will be feeling smug.

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breadcentric (59) 5 years ago

Nothing beats a good wipe by Boris. Make sure you crumble the paper first, or Boris might bite!

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dickturpin (59) 5 years ago

Not as smug as those survivalists. I bet they're creased up with laughter in their bunkers.

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adetorrent (74) 5 years ago

I should do this with my loft. It will make my mice very happy indeed.

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steevc (73) 5 years ago

Good to see they have plenty of wine. Could just block up their air pipes and come back to raid them.

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adetorrent (74) 5 years ago

Brexit stash hahahaha.

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ashtv (68) 5 years ago

😆

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article61 (66) 5 years ago

I’m now stealing napkins from every restaurant and bar I visit. Of all the things to panic buy, we choose toilet roll...

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robertandrew (67) 5 years ago

We went Friday and it was crazy for the toilet paper and cereal. Totally blown out

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dickturpin (59) 5 years ago

I'm gonna do a post in a minute that I could have done as a response for you but I wanted it to reach a wider audience.

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