Nothing surprises me anymore

I have been in a panel for awards selection, where a big man paid money for an award and asked for same to be presented to his office and then he acted surprised when the award was taken to him

I have seen a girl buy herself some gifts with her cash and then come to WhatsApp and post it as birthday gift from her boo even when there's no boo

I have seen a fine girl pay a church photographer to capture her while she's in the mood kabashing and binding during prayer session only for her to come post it as "unaware pictures during service"

I have seen a guy create a fake girl's social media account, use it to chat himself so as to make his girlfriend feel he is wanted by others girls and not only her. So she must sit up and love him much.

I have seen a man of god leave an event just because the camera man didn't take him any shot while he was speaking. So there was nothing to show

I have seen a close relative pay a certain church board some handsome fee to be awarded a deaconess only to invite family and friends to come celebrate with her.

I have seen a lecturer who has slept with half of the girls in the class send a girl out of school for indecent dressing in a certain university

I have seen a man who asked me to pay a certain amount of money before he signed some forms for me serve as the chairman of a disciplinary committee for standard and ethics.

I have seen guys borrowing Iphones to snap and post on social media to impress ladies and suppress his friends

I have seen things. I have read things. I have been with people. I have travelled to places. Only books really surprise me these days.

So there's nothing I'll see on social media that will surprise me more than the ones I see in real life.

Don't mind social media, do it right. People only show you what they want you to believe