If you can LOL so hard that clear jelly like substances come out of your nose, rapid weight loss is guaranteed.

And if you can make clear jelly come out of your arse as well, you will be totally buff before you know it!

Here is an easy to follow rapid weight loss program - in just two weeks you can go from this:

To this:

But like any good diet you have to remember not to eat gum out of urinals

And it's always best to avoid the toxic crap known as gluten

Or you might end up looking like this:

Or this:

Just LOL some gel out of your clenched sphincter and in only two weeks you can transform your life

Sometimes I worry that I might offend haters

But I always try to remember the wisest meme on the internet

 

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