Uncle Sam & His Son
I am a troll in the American Troll Army Services.
I lie and manipulate the American public on behalf of the American government by spreading lies, FUD and imposing a filter-bubble on you that prevents you from accessing real, un-filtered information and thereby removes your ability to make informed decisions with legitimate, accurate and un-government-censored information.
It pays well and I am proud of what I do to defend our nation from truthful and unadulterated information.
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Waving at you
That's a waste of our taxpayer money! Don't you know that it doesn't matter anyway because nobody cares because TV, Video games, and Facebook combined are all much more important than actually doing useful stuff like learning?
ALL HAIL UNCLE SCAM!
SHUT UP WITH YOUR USELESS SPAM!
DON'T YOU KNOW WE DON'T GIVE A DAMN!