Make day funny (3162v)

Why do most Vietnamese people seem like male prostitutes? Because they pay for everything with their Dongs

So Hydrogen finally admitted to Sodium that she had been bonding with Oxygen Sodium reacted violently.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back.""

I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight.

A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911.