Make day funny (3833t)

What do people do in Greece? Slip and slide around.

When you're single expiration dates are more of a suggestion.

What is the only planet you can visit on Earth? Ur anus

Santa is never lonely He has many deer friends

My birthday is this monday and i got 2 early b-day presents. I got 2 socks. One from my dad and one from my sister. Boy did they both hurt...