Make day funny (3841z)

The head Counselor gathered all the campers together. To get their attention the Counselor called out 'Order! Order!' In a flash someone shouted out 'Hamburger coke and fries!'

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)

Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks.

What do you call someone who takes everything literally? A kleptomaniac!