Make day funny (6080s)

Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!

girlfriend: we need to talk me: ok what's up girlfriend: I'm pregnant me: OH AND I SUPPOSE THAT'S MY FAULT TOO

""That wasn't chicken in the Chow Mein"" I'd make a great Fortune Cookie writer.

If we're talking & I start running my nails up & down your arm, I either really like you, or I'm looking for an artery close to the surface.