Make day funny (7880p)

So last night I had a stroke of genius. Two nights ago I named my penis Genius.

I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif

Disney's Aladdin taught me that as long as you have a foundation of lies, actual magic, and one of you is rich, a relationship can work.

I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank).

[at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough