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Work like you don't need the money: Just stop and go home. Who cares? You don't need that money
There is a thin line between a numerator and denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Did you hear about Disney's new Star Wars/ Highlander crossover? The tag line is ""There can be Obi-Wan.""
I feel like (for me) to be great one day is to finish what Hitler didn't... Art school
What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle