Make day funny (9488o)

Why do meth heads like to do it doggy style? So they can both peek out the blinds.

Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library.

Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved.

Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened.

Went to this zoo in Venezuela and the only animal they had was one dog It was a shih tzu