Tips To Make You LESS Productive!
Being productive is a waste of time! Don't be one of those boring people who work all the time! Instead be a lazy butt! When you are less productive, You are more likely to be doing things you enjoy. Instead of things you think need to get done.
Make A LONG A$$ To-Do Lists
Make it as long as you possibly can. Make it look like one of those Christmas lists that spoiled little kids give to Santa for Christmas. The longer, the better.
Why?
Because that will scare the crap out of you, Then you won't get anything done.
Do Your Favorite Activity First
If you want to be less productive, Just do your favorite activity first. It will then make you less likely to follow through with everything else on your lists.
When you complete that activity, The other, Less desirable tasks will hang above your head, And it will be easy to get distracted by a good movie!
Mess Up Your Desk
A Clean Desk Is A productive Desk.
Make sure to keep as much clutter on your desk as possible to ensure you won't be able to get anything done.
All of your random items spread all over the place will distract you, And you won't accomplish your goals for the day.
Plus if you need to move your keyboard or mouse, There won't be room for you to do so, It will get stuck. This will slow you down, even more, when it comes to accomplishing the goals you want to get done.
ALWAYS Multitask
Have a contest with friends to see how many things you can juggle at once. If you can do 20 things at one time. DO IT!
This will slow you down on all of the tasks that you are doing, And you won't get anything done as a result.
So keep up that multitasking!
Don't EXCERCISE
When you want to reduce your productivity, Going for a quick jog, Or jump roping can prepare your brain for more demanding tasks. DON'T DO IT. It will just make you more productive overall because you'll be able to think more clearly, And this is bad news when your goal is to be less productive.
Being productive has never done anyone good. It just stresses you out and makes you feel overwhelmed.
This is a Joke! Do The Opposite!
This is what I need in life!! 😂😂😂
Interesting post! I'll do the opposite~ LOL
Great post! Makes me wanna say...
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Have you seen the meme that says "Responsibility has 14 letters, but then again so does FUUUCCCCKK ITTT." Makes me laugh every time. :)
Hahahahaha, that's hilarious!
Life would be so amazing if i could not worry about anything anymore just being productive sucks ass !!
Thanks a lot for the advices! I'm already following some of it in my life, but honestly I've got to engage more on it! I just won't be disapointed and work hard to be LESS Productive!
I am making thousands everyday on steemit! Any tips to make less?
Great post Idea! I'll have to write one like that LOL.
great one sharing. I am your new follower and i watched out your articles. Your way of writing is just awesome.
I am also new here i hope one day i will get this reward too :) @kaylinart
Aww I hope so hehe. Thank you so much .
Welcome :)
Finally someone telling the truth... haha, good one, reverse magic!
LOL so true heheh. Reverse is magical.
Exercising hurts like hell :D Did it yesterday now I'm crippled so i try to move as less as possible. xD
Omg right? Hahhahaa I feel the same way.
I think you've missed mentioning few things like:
The list goes on... happy to see you are conscious about your own productivity.
OMG I totally missed those ones Hahhah!
Just make Part II in few days :)
That seems like a "to do" item to me. ;)