Block Panther — King of Cryptokanda
Decades ago, tribes warred over a technology called money. One day, a great warrior—Bitcoin—securely digitized money giving it Blockchain superpowers. This ancestral Block Panther united all tribes (except the alt-minded) to uphold Coin Market Capitalization. Over time, early adopters used Blockchain to advance technology and free themselves from the centralized world.
Years ago, Bitcoin traveled to visit his undercover brother, Bitcoin Cash, a blocksize increaser who infiltrated Coinbase. Bitcoin summoned Bitcoin Cash to eschew the backbiting and controversy.
Fast-forward to the present, following Bitcoin’s moon-set, his son, Ethereum returns to Coin Market Cap to assume the Block Panther throne. Ethereum and Monero (leader of the privacy regiment), extract his true love Steller from an undercover mission so she can attend the new Block Panther's ceremony, along with his mother Ethereum Classic and younger sister Litecoin. At the ceremony, the ICO’s leader NEO challenges Ethereum for the crown in ritual combat. Ethereum dominates NEO and convinces him to peacefully coexist.
Meanwhile, BitConnect and Ripple steal a Blockchain artifact from the cryptography museum. Ethereum learns that Ripple plans to deploy the Blockchain on the FinTech universe. Cardano, Ethereum's friend and Monero's lover, urges him to either kill BitConnect or return with him for judgement. Ethereum, Monero, and Stellar travel to the casino where Ethereum learns agent Tether is the intended buyer. A fight breaks out, BitConnect escapes, and Monero, Stellar, and Tether pursue. With Litecoin's help, Ethereum captures BitConnect.
While Tether interrogates BitConnect, BitConnect reveals that GitHub is just a front for a technologically advanced community. They are ambushed by Ripple, and BitConnect escapes. Tether is severely injured catching a bullet meant for Stellar. Ethereum notices Ripple is racing towards a market cap rivaling his own. Tether is taken to the exchanges where the day-traders can save him.
While trading volume heals Tether, Ethereum confronts Dogecoin about what happened to Bitcoin Cash. Dogecoin explains that Bitcoin Cash planned to speed up transactions for the mainstream to help them transform their economies. As Bitcoin Cash defied Bitcoin, he also attacked Dogecoin, forcing the original Block Panther to rescue the lovable pup. They left behind Bitcoin Cash's prodigy, Ripple, to find his own way in the legacy centralized world. Ripple would eventually grow into a FinTech soldier, earning the name "XRP".
BitConnect gets killed and his remains are brought before the tribal elders. Ripple reveals his royal lineage and claim to the throne. He challenges Ethereum to ritual combat; after killing the meddlesome Dogecoin, he defeats Ethereum and hurls his body over a waterfall. Stellar saves one of the heart-shaped herbs before Ripple orders the rest burned. Ripple, supported by Cardano and his army, prepares to list on Coinbase to trade around the globe. Stellar, Litecoin, Ethereum Classic, and Tether flee to the ICO Tribe for aid, where they find Ethereum in a coma, rescued by the ICO’s in repayment for sparing NEO's life. Healed by Stellar's herb, Ethereum asks for NEO's allegiance. NEO turns him down, for now.
Ethereum returns to fight Ripple, who commands Cardano and his army to attack. The Ethereum Army, joined by Litecoin and Stellar, battle Ripple, who dons his own Alt-Panther suit. Litecoin instructs Tether to remotely pilot a marketing campaign to shoot down the hype of the other Coinbase candidates. NEO and the ICO’s eventually arrive to assist Ethereum. When confronted by Monero, Cardano and his army surrender. On the speedy tracks of the Lightning Network, Ethereum dominates Ripple. Ripple declines an offer to join the open source movement, choosing instead to remain centralized and obscure.
Ethereum develops a scalability infrastructure to save humanity alongside Litecoin and Stellar. At long last, Ethereum joins the United Nations to take on the great responsibility and great power which comes from being the one true Block Panther.