Silly Wild Thoughts...just for the laughs!

This is the compilation of some of my crazy, funny, wild thoughts, just to make you relax and laugh small.

Sincerely, few of them happened to me and others my close pals.

But help me pick, which is the craziest and maybe the most painful

1. Imagine after leaving your car for sometime, either to buy something or otherwise, getting back to take your car, it has been sandwiched between two cars, those cars are so close that you have to manoeuvre severally before you can escape. Luckily for you, there's a good Samaritan who help in all these troubles, when you're about to go he says "please hold on, let me enter my car" and you discovers he owns the car in front, what will you do?
   

2. Abi, after helping either, your spouse, mum or friend massage (rub) his/her strained arm or painful back, you forget to wash your hand before urinating or do ablution (if you're a Muslim, to wash your face), can the pain be measured?
   

3. Walking down the road and you see a man walking towards you, in your mind, he's a mechanic, but alas! he's a madman, he just slapped you, will you wait to ask why? Pick race or fight back?
   

4. You just got back home, trying to look for sachet water because you're so thirsty, unfortunately, there's none in the fridge or freezer, you found one beside your pregnant sister, trying to take it (forgot to ask your sister), pulling it up, then watery saliva starts to pour out..disgusting right?...what will you do to her for not telling you?
   

Don't forget, these are just wild, funny and crazy thoughts of mine to help you laugh small!

You can include yours in the comment and please don't forget to upvote. Gracias!