I am so over it! Feel my face through this post.
Feel my faceCome on, man!Are you kidding me?!
What. The. Fuuuuuck.
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I am annoyed right now. Completely annoyed!
Insomnia sucks
I haven't been able to go to sleep before 4 or 6 in the morning and when I finally pass out I'm up anywhere between 8 and 10 in the same morning. Is it any wonder why people think I'm insane?
I'm not insane!
or maybe I am a little bit
| I am sleep deprived and have been for nearly two weeks straight. It's no wonder that I feel like the walking dead right now. |  image source |
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Everyone is farting tonight!
How many phrases can you come up with for farting?
- Sphincter warble
- Nut knocker (for the guys)
- Butt bark
- Colon crash
It's nearly 2 am and between my husband and the two dogs, the derrière drumming hasn't stopped.
Is there any END to this torture?
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It's a beautiful evening. The Florida weather is just warm enough to leave the windows open and cool enough to snuggle comfortably under one's covers. I call this "perfect sleeping weather."
BUT
I've had enough pets in my life to know the smell of a dirty cat box.
Folks, I don't have cats.
The neighborhood feline shit monsters must have decided that a spot just outside my bedroom window was a great place to thump a dump. That beautiful, cool evening breeze is thick enough to chew!
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I feel your pain. Sometimes I have nights, weeks, months when I can't sleep because - pick any or all of the following - it's too hot, it's too cold (very rare, I sleep in tank top & undies, or less, even in the dead of winter), I need to pee, I need to do the other, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I ate dinner too late, it's too light, my leg is twitching, my muscles are tense, it's too noisy, it's full moon, no reason whatsoever but I am just lying here wide awake. When in that state, any little thing will keep me awake and nothing relaxing actually relaxes me. Even Louise Hay's most relaxing audio just annoys me. Feel free to laugh at me if that helps. xx
We could be insomniac twins!
I'm half beginning to wonder if I'm suffering from a sort of performance anxiety. I want to sleep. I NEED to sleep. It's all I can think about. And when it comes time to sleep... nothing. nada. zilch. It's like REM sleep stage fright. Oh no! We can't do that! I'm ranting again. LOL
I've always been a light sleeper, but menopause really messed me up sleep wise. The thing I think has made the most difference was some energy balancing round being in fight / flight mode. After that I had a big improvement. Still not perfect, but better.
I totally get what you're saying I'm 45 and perimenopausal (sorry if that's TMI for some of the gents - but hey, LIFE). I've heard really good things about St. John's Wort supplements but never tried it. Supposedly it helps regulate mood and eases the nervous system. I'll let you know how well it works once I give it a try.
Make that triplets, insomnia is the fucking worst. Especially now that I no longer have my insomniatic buddy to entertain me through the morning hours. I can't count how many times nonames and I would banter through the wee hours of the morning. There was this one time someone wrote OT as an abbreviation in a comment and I asked him what it meant because I couldn't figure it out, and we spent three hours shooting O and T words back at each other, getting more and more ridiculous- Ornery Trilobite was one, lol...sigh.
Oh, I have one for this post! Odoriferous Tooting LOL!
Okay art of insomnia.....ha...ha
.. Nice ! :)
I think I've got one brain cell left and it's whizzing around in my head. I just want to smack it like a fly! Maybe I'll get some sleep then? LOL
nice post @merej99
Thanks. Not nearly as nice as some of your recipe posts though. :)
@merej99 hahhaha
leave chocs and run lol chocs will keep you more awake
try cucumber juice
and no meat for a week or two just alkaline .. either you're too stressed out or acidic
if you change that - you'll just lean on something and you'll be knocked out before you know it :D
sleep tight soon ;)
Unfortunately cucumbers give me terrible heartburn. The one thing I haven't been doing lately is eating YOGURT! I need to get that back in my diet. It's really the only thing that's changed. Hmm....
@merej99 eeeekkkkk~~~ forget it I ever wrote this :O!
ROFL
@englishtchrivy - don't tell me you have a delicate stomach. LOL
Had a great laugh!!! :)
Thanks for taking the time to read my crap post. LOL
Crap, so subjective :) All mine are same category, at least in my book :)
Oh those bastards cats!!! I felt sorry for you to you briefly described the weather them i was insanely jealous as i had to put on a gigantic cost to go out and brave the doorstep for the milk lol.
I like your fart names. How about the addition of arse trumpet?
The days of oppressive heat and humidity will be here soon enough. I'll put on my sympathy socks though, if that would make you feel better? tee hee.
Arse trumpet is a wonderful addition to the fart list! LOL
OK... THAT came across as a true insomnia post... filled with all the scattered-randomness that fills my head when I am unable to sleep. Wishing you some peace... because I know how badly this stuff can rot.
I am surrounded by poo....and feel like poo.
I'm just trying to find some humor in my misery right now.
Heh... surrounded by poo. I know it's not funny, but yeah... I get it. The nickname for our litle black cat is also "Prince Stinkybutt."
LOL
I had a cat named Spot. His favorite thing was to fart and run out of the room. I have no idea if he ran because he scared himself or if he was just evil. Man, could he clear a room though! Phew! I miss that damned cat. :D
and topped off with a foot cramp! YEAH! I'm playing lotto tomorrow!
Greetings, @merej99! Interesting subject, learning a lot.
ROFL. Poo is definitely a fun subject.
I can understand you, sometimes I can't sleep and it's a pain. I wish you quiet and peacefully sleep.
I've managed to get a couple of hours of sleep. Still fighting a migraine but it's not as bad as yesterday. Sleep will come -- eventually. :)
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