Hahahahaha!! Either way I don't see it ending well for me...

In the first case:
"Honey, seriously! I don't know who that beautiful woman is or why she has my address! I have only seen her once in a photo. Really! No, I don't know why she wants to give me free investing advice! What? I just wrote that in a stupid comment! Honey, please! Wait! Don't go! Hon... What?? Really?? OMG is about to soar?? And ETH?? Before the fork! Really?"

2nd scenario:
"Honey, seriously! I don't know who that beautiful woman is or why she has my address! I have only seen her once in a photo. Really! What? You are from the tax office? And what do you...? Investments? Me?!?! In cryptocurr... How did you say that? No, ma'am! I have no idea what that is. A comment in steemit you say? No idea really... Honey?? Why are you bringing my laptop? No! No! That wasn't the site of Bittrex, ma'am, you must be mistaken! Honey please! Not the Exodus wallet!"

I think I should be more careful about my comments here...