How I made $0.00 on Reddit in 3 short years.

in #funny8 years ago

If you follow this short step by step guide I Guarantee you will have a neutral balance too

Step 1.
Join Reddit, this serves multiple purposes, it is easy to do and you will never be burdened with having to hire an accountant, financial planer or any service, most will be appointed to you by the state.

Step 2.
Be Creative, most people with a neutral balance expect the best, something really imaginative to help them forget about all their troubles and you can also read their post too, to help you forget that you have been bathing in the Wilson's bird bath.

Step 3.
Post Often, the amount of $0.00 payments you receive is directly related to the amount of effort you put into it, so don't lose focus and flake out ruining your net worth by performing slip and falls, panhandling or visiting other web sites.

Step 4.
Fake Heart Attacks, this is one of your best tools in your tool belt, when ever you are asked to pay a tab, put quarters in the washing machine or put money in the collection plate, grab your chest and yell “Elizabeth I'm coming home.” You can even use this method to keep a neutral balance while alone, for instance when you see a post about Steemit grab your chest and put on a show that would have your dead relatives get that white light ready for you. Do this until the ghost is clear and your neutral balance is safe.

Good Luck

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alot money congratz ;)

I had do this for one year and can confirm.