Fear and Loathing on the drive home.

The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.”- Hunter S Thompson

“Thousands of people are booked every year for obscenity in public places, for fighting in bars, and racing vehicles in populousareas. But when 500 delegates from some apparently subhuman species converge on a peaceful community and begin pissing in the streets, hurling beer cans at each other and racing loud motorcycles around the village square … the shock effect on the citizenry is more severe than a Dillinger-style machine-gun assault on the local bank – which is, after all, insured. Few men will break down and weep at the prospect of the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation having to pay off a claim … but reports of a hundred filthy thugs en route to a mountain resort can throw the whole population into armed panic.” -Hunter S Thompson