SERVICE YEAR

My NYSC Sex Service

I was posted to an eastern state. Those three weeks I spent at NYSC camp were the worst three weeks of my life.
After camping, I got my PPA posting and guess what, I was sent to a government girls secondary school to do my service!!! I was beyond excited despite the location of the school.
Omoh, d school dey 4 village but I no care, I was just happy to be a king among women (girls sha).
Next, I and three other coppers went to the school to sign our acceptance letter. Omoh, the principal come say she no want any coppers oh, say coppers dey corrupt her girls too much. Small tin I for cry oh, why this woman won come turn my wine to water na? Which kain devil be dis na?.
We beg tire but d woman say we dey waste time say her decision na final. I then told the woman that I got a vision that God wants me to serve in that school.
She look me laff come say among all of us, na me she fear pass cuz her girls go pursue me.
Wow!!!… I Don hang. But, “u look very gentle n responsible” was her next comment. I then gave her an innocent smile to cement her first mistake (she wouldn’t believe I could f**k the assistant principal).
After a little brain-washing by me (trust me na), she accepted us and asked us to resume duty next week Monday……
I arrived the school on Monday morning feeling fly and ready for whatever. I was offered a table in the science lab which would serve as my office but I refused it cuz it was located at the junior section of the school.
Nawa oh, wetin I dey do for Junior section when bad girls full senior section. Abeg I wan deal with mature girls jor.
Lucky me, I got transferred to the senior section to teach ss1 and offered a table at an office close to ss3 class.
Baba God, u too much!!. I walked into the office meant for three staff and met a female teacher who was busy and didn’t notice when I walked in.
“Good morning madam” I said. Then she looked up at me and replied..
“Copper, Good morning. You’re welcome”
Literally, my heart melted. I lost all my senses…. cuz sitting before me was the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. This woman eyes na die! Ebony skin, no make-up… even girls used to stare at her.
Her name was Mrs venny. Also, I got to discover that she also had the most beautiful heart in the world.
She was married and approximately ten years older than me but I still wished her husband would divorce her or drop dead … so that I could marry her.
We chatted about a few things and became friends.
Twenty minutes later, the bell went off and it was time for my first class.
Omoh, my heart dey beat like Don jazzy song, I need to compose myself well… no jonzing!.
I grabbed my materials and headed to teach a class full of girls……
Omoh, as I enter d class, d girls come dey shout like say dem see jay-z. I come shout 4 dem say make them shut up! Dem dey mad?.
Everybody come quiet and all eyes come dey on me, I come forget wetin I plan to talk sef. Anyhow sha, I introduced myself and my subject.
These girls were glad to have me… and I was glad to be there with them as the only male copper in the school.
I be like tuface to them. As I dey teach, I discover say most of them na confirm olodo. Them no sabi anything but i later discover say them intelligent 4 bed and them bad to the bone.
Some minutes into the lesson, I asked the class a question but no one answered. Then, a girl stood up and gave me the answer. Her name was Ella.
Ella had an average face and a-s but she had big b—-t-s. I come notice say these girls dey lift their skirts for me to see their pants.
Chai! See fresh temptation. Omoh, my p—k come dey rise small small so I come go Siddon 4 one side to cover-up.
All the while, I noticed that some of these girls had their eyes on me. I be fine boy small na.
Particularly, a pair of eyes caught my attention. Guess who? Omoh, Ella dey look me!! As She dey look me 4 eye, I dey look her huge b—-t-s…. Fantasizing about sucking them.
After the class, I asked them if they had any questions. They said yes and started asking questions like “do you have a girlfriend?” “Can you speak Ibo?”.
Haha! Una Don enter one chance this year. I just waved them off, smiled and went back to my office…. still fantasizing about Ella.
I walked into my office, greeted Mrs venny and sat down and rested my head on my table to relax (oh, how I love to see this lady).
Some minutes later, I heard a female voice say “sir, please can I borrow your text book? ”.
I looked up and saw two pair of huge b—-t-s pointing at me. You guessed right …..
it was Ella….
I handed over the text book to Ella. She took it to class and promised to return it. I no know whether she really need that book, abi she just won use style give me green light?. I just respected myself and kept acting normal around her. days past, I no see more green lights again oh! Abi Ella no like me again? God abeg oh.
Two weeks later was Valentine’s day and behold I had so many gifts that I couldn’t remember some girls who gave me gifts.
One girl walked into my office with a love shaped gift with an inscription that said I LOVE YOU and said “sir, this is a val gift from Ella”.
I sent for her, we chatted then I asked for her number. After school, she came to say bye and I promised to call her at night.
At night, I dialled her number:
“Hi, it’s David”
“Hi”
“How are you doing?”
“I’m fine, and you”
“Fine. I like you”
silence
“Can I see you tomorrow?”
“I don’t know oh. I don’t visit strangers”
Omoh, d girl say I resemble player, I come convince Ella say I like her die, say I no be bad Guy. But I didn’t beg her…. I can’t beg a girl for anything.
Attraction is the key … if a girl is attracted to you, you no need all those “ten ways to get a girl” lecture. rubbish!.
I come tell her say if she no fit come tomorrow, I no go ever invite her again. I cut call.
30 seconds Later, she call me back and asked me when I want her to come … I just tell am 11a.m. girls love guys that make the rules. Trust me, I know.
hurray!!!! Ella and her huge boobs are coming to my house.
Next day was Saturday, the d-day. I arranged my room, sprayed my body spray in the room (I no get air freshner… who needs air Freshner when buhari is president? Lol.)
I took my bath, put on clean boxers and a black polo then downloaded some naija films from RepNaija.com (naija chicks like naija film die).
Of course, I had condoms under my mattress. 10:30am, Ella called and asked for the direction to my crib. I gave all the details of the house and even told her how old the house was. Lol. She con laff like fried fish head (ishi-azu).
I con begin dey play cool R&B songs…. meanwhile I Don already drink alomo mixed with big stout.
Today na die!. I just lay 4 bed dey expect Ella.
Next thing I heard a knock on the door. Thank God! I do sign of the cross. As I open door I saw one small boy wey be my neighbor pikin.
“U dey mad?!” I ask am with vex. “Comon go play 4 gutter” I hiss, bang my door still they wait 4 Ella.
5 minutes later, I hear another knock again. God abeg I no won die of high BP oh, this person got to be Ella abeg. I opened the door and saw Ella, sexy as hell. Jizos christ of RepNaija.com!! see bo’obs! If to say trumpet blow that moment, I for no gree go heaven immediately oh, I go wait till I straff finish. lol.
This girl na heaven on her own, my p—k Don dey salute since. She gave me a smile and I said “come in please”….
Ella walked in, I shut the door and she sat on my bed watching a naija movie I arranged. We chatted for a minutes then i lay behind her and joined her in watching the movie.
She seemed interested in the movie sha (no mind naija girls Jare, if u follow their words and action, u no go succeed to Straff dem oh). My mind no even dey d film sef I just plan how to executive my mission.
Then I began my usual technique by holding palms with her and gently caressing her palm. Most times, a girl who’s ready would get the message and unconsciously caress your palm too or adjust to a position where you can have access to her sexual zones.
Omoh, Ella no respond in any way… chai, I Don enter one chance.
But I remember all d praise wey girls dey give me (lord of s-x) so I comfort myself and re-strategize. Then I started playing with her necklace, telling her how perfect I thought she was and how I love to hug people I love. All na packaging jor, i just dey wan use style smooch her. She just turned, looked at me and smiled.
That smile be like “I don’t believe you, you wanna touch my body” then I gave her a hug from behind, placing my arms slightly around her upper stomach, right under her bo’obs. I could feel the sensation of her bo’obs on my arms. Omoh, thank God say God create women oh, if not the world for be “big nonsense”.
Then I started smooching her stomach gently, moving slowly to the side of her brea’sts, using my palms and fingers to caress her. Omoh, Ella just pretend like say she no send me, still dey watch the movie. She was putting on a skimpy top and a light bra inside. I made a slow “O” movement with my middle fingers around her Tips, then squeezed her Tips as gently as possible. Then she jerked as I squeeze them.
Viola!! She Don respond! Then I moved to a kneeling position behind her, I started kissing the sides of her neck while doing my magic with my fingers.
I could feel her heart-beat increase and her breathing became more intense. This went on for about 4 minutes. Now or never!. I stopped kissing neck region, moved close to her ears and whispered “l wanna take your top off”. She no talk anything.
Brothers, girls no like guys wey dey always seek permission oh, just study her action/reactions and do what u feel is right.
So I started to pull her shirt off slowly, I took it off!. I still left her bra on, d–n! Her bra couldn’t contain her bo’obs. I started kissing her neck again, down to her spine and back. Then I unbuttoned her bra and removed them slowly.
Jizos see bo’obs! I still couldn’t believe I had Ella’s bo’obs in my room. So dreams come true?.
She come lie down for bed, facing up looking at me.
Then she said “this is why you invited me abi?” I said “no, I really like you and I love spending time with you”. I whine am small. She believe me, I bent over and started kissing her (omoh, her lips soft like agege bread), she held the back of my head and was kissing me too.
All the while, I was caressing her bo’obs and Tips with one hand.
I stopped kissing her lips. I very slowly, started kissing her down: neck, chest, stomach, ribs, belly-button.
Omoh, every kiss I placed on her gave her some chills. I Neva kiss her bo’obs yet (keeping the best for the last).
Then I come grab her huge bo’obs, omoh my hand no fit carry am well sef. I kissed her bo’obs, started making circular movements with my tongue around her Tips. She was jerking. Then I placed my full lips around her bo’obs and s—-d gently, She made an “uohhh” sound.
Viola!! First moan!. my other hand was smooching her other brea’st and gently squeezing her Tips She come dey rub my head as I dey suck her.
After like 1 minute, I stopped and looked at her.
Omoh, she grab my head back to her nipp’les and said “you better don’t stop oh”. so this girl like this thing she come they form king-kong since.
Omoh, I come continue oh switching brea’sts and doing magic with my fingers.
Occasionally, I would stop and kiss her all over her body again. Ella was moaning when I was sucking, sotay I come start to play blues to cover the noise. Then she took my middle finger in lips and starting sucking it. Wetin this girl they do sef?.
Then I made the next big move… (she was putting on Jean trousers- why this girl wear this kind protection come na?) I smooched her crouch region with my fingers and reached for her zippers.
Then she grabbed my hand …..
As she grabbed my hand, I stopped sucking and looked at her with an innocent face (like 2months old pikin wey him mama loss) as if to say “wetin happen na?”.
As if she read my mind, she said “what do you think you are doing?”
d–n! my standing di-ck just deflated and I just slumped beside her on the bed, no response. then she started raining me with questions like:
“so this is how use girls and dump them abi?”
“how many of my classmates have you slept with?”
“is this love or lust”
na today? trust me na, I gave her d best possible responses n told her that se-x would bind us together.
omoh, I whine am tire, she just dey smile dey look me. baddest Guy ever liveth, I come reach for her zippers again feeling say I Don win her heart. omoh, as I touch her crouch area to open zip, she grabbed my hand saying…
“your plan shall not work oh, you want to use me and dump me abi?”
omoh, I started another round of brain-washing but Ella still no gree me unzip her local government oh. chai! I Don Bleep up… like say I know I for invite nneka (another big bo’obs girl wey call me that morning say she wan see me).
How 1 girl go dey use me play like dis na? when more than 100 students dey willing to Bleep me.
I come free her, lie down face ceiling dey think about my life.
she ask me why I quiet, i say “nothing” she ask whether I dey vex I say “no , why should I be angry na. s-x or no s-x, you’re still special to me”. (big lie, I dey vex die .lol.)
Na wisdom I use cuz it’s good to tell girls what they wanna hear.
She smiled, continued watching TV. there was silence. then she said she wants to rest on my chest.
God I thank u oh! omoh she rested her face and bo’obs on my chest… I bet she could feel my heart beating like bass drums. her bo’obs on my bare chest… pure extacy!.
I dey look TV but my brain couldn’t comprehend anything. lol. she asked why my heart was beating, I said I had high BP, she laughed.
there was silence again then my di-ck started kicking. She placed her hands on my dic-k and said “so u Don plan to kill me today abi?”
I said “no, my di-ck always kicks when am with someone I love”.
she laughed again saying I was funny. really?.
Then she stood up, bo’obs big n erect and asked me to close my eyes…
I obey like small pikin, closed my eyes dey wait (hope say this girl no wan use knife cut off my tin oh, cuz naija girls can be funny at times).
omoh, next thing I felt was a soft kiss on forehead down to my lips, neck, chest , stomach (I dey pray make she no stop) then she pulled out my di-ck and stroked it then started sucking it like a vacuum cleaner… slowly.
very good bad girl. haha. she would suck it dry, spit on it and suck it dry, then occasionally licked the tip of my di-ck with her wet tongue (omoh, I dey jerk every time she do am… i bin try to control myself but no way).
Then I excused myself and entered the bathroom (I no wan release yet abeg)… I drank the remaining mixture of alomo & stout I hid there.
After that, I took one mint to freshen my breath.
I went back in and met Ella stack Unclad on bed, sexy as ever. I started caressing her thighs, telling her how sexy she was and how lucky I was to have her. she loved the things I was saying, I could see it in her stare.
Then I started kissing her inner thighs up to her pus’sy region but I didn’t kiss her there yet. I focused on her thighs for a while then slowly went up and flicked her cli-t with the tip of my lips… I started licking her cli-t slowly, sucking it, spelling letters with my tongue on it.
Occasionally I would deep my tongue into it and slowly flick it out (rubbing my tongue on the cli-t as it comes out).
All the while I could tell that she was in heaven cuz she was moaning like ‘awwww’ ‘uhmmmm’ n sometimes sobbing (like person wey won cry) positioning my head in a “don’t stop” manner. I then placed one of my hands on her bo’obs, smooching it and gently squeezing her nipp’le.
I focused my tongue on her cli’t… sucking and flickering it while I dipped my other hand’s middle finger in her pu-ssy.
I started fingering her, I was making the ‘come here’ sign with my finger (palm facing up) this was magic, I could feel me rubbing the center of gravity.
Occasionally, I kept making circular movements with my finger. I did all these task at the same d–n time!. omoh, e come be like fight oh… Ella kept moaning, jerking, moving up and down the bed, as she dey move I dey follow am go any angle. lol.
Around 5minutes I stopped cuz I knew she was gonna c-m any moment, that would weaken her and make the straffing dull. I pulled out a condo’m and wore it on my erect d–k. she lay flat on her stomach, I placed a pillow under her lower stomach (so that the coochie go position well from behind).
I flicked my di-ck around her K—y-Cat for a while then said “please start na”.
Then I slowly slided my di:Ck into her wet puss’y.
It was tight and warm. slowly, I was banging her, then I started increasing my pace. Ella was moaning and saying “I must marry you”. See this girl sha, you Don dey mad abi? lol.
I continued for about 7minutes then I grabbed her waist up (doggy style). I banged for like 10minutes then switched to scissors style.
I kept banging and switching positions till I ejaculated at the 31st minute (yes, I dey calculate my rounds) doing missionary style (with a pillow under her waist).
She still held my waist and said “continue please” I said “I’m tired” she said “use your finger like u do please”.
I started to finger her dripping wet puss-y and sucking her Tip till she released some shiny fluid. then she lay motionless and tired.
I looked at her in the eyes, smiled at me and she said “thank you”.
Of course! thank me!!.
We slept Unclad, woke up later, relaxed and chatted till around 6:30pm. then I told her to start going so her parents wouldn’t look for her.
It was getting dark already. she looked at me and “does it look like I’m going home today?”
Omoh, na so we do vigil till Sunday morning oh.
Later, this sexcapade nearly ruined me (story for another day sha).

fast forward to a few weeks later
One early Wednesday morning, I was sitting in office trying to compose a lesson note on a topic I was supposed to teach that morning. the students were on assembly ground while the vice principal (VP) was going round on staff rooms & class inspection.
her name was Mrs ann (not real name). she was a fair, big a$$ woman probably somewhere around 45-50 years old (age is nothing but a number right?).
She walked into my office and I greeted her:
“good morning ma”
“good morning Corper, you came early today”
“ma, I needed to do an important task”
“ok. you are Ibo abi”
“yes ma”
bla bla bla chat continued
“Corper, I like your shirt. will you buy one for me?”
(nothing special about the shirt jor)
“yes. I will”
she kon laugh me say I dey lie. Corper wey dey manage. why this woman dey fall my hands na?. then she said:
“this thing they call Facebook, can I use it on my phone. (yes, her phone was a nice android.)
“yes ma”
“ok, come to my office whenever u are free so that you will teach me”
“alright madam”
11:30am, the bell rang. break time. I stood up and headed for the VP’s office ……
Before I left for the VP’s office, I told Mrs venny that I was going to see the VP.
I and Mrs. venny shared everything, we were really good friends but I didn’t hint her that the VP might want to flirt with me (I dey mad!?) cuz she would advice me against it. Mrs venny was like a combination of holy Mary’s heart and Mona Lisa’s body. I had great love for this woman and she cared about me too.
Till this day, I still haven’t seen a woman that matches her uniqueness. even on some of my duty-free days, I would go to school just to see Mrs venny: talk with her, stare at her brown eyes, watch her smile n make her laugh. D–n!!! Mrs venny was probably the best part of my service year.
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Back to the VP
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I knocked at the VP’s door. She asked me to come in. I came in. She shut the door behind me.
“Corper what will you take?”
“Nothing ma”
“No, you must take maltina, or do you take beer?”
“No I don’t take beer”
(Big lie, me wey drink beer like fish)
“Quiet people like you are very bad”
Then we laughed (I laff fake laff jor). My mind dey wonder wetin this woman won do. As I dey sip my malt, she gave me her phone to open Facebook for her. As I dey process the registration, she come sit on the table facing me.
Omoh, this woman get big nyash and bo’obs, I even dey wonder how her assets still dey intact inspite of her age.
As she sidon, she open her legs dey look as i dey type for her phone… and i could see inside her thighs.
Omoh, my mind begin dey beat. Wetin dey happen?. After some time, she stand up come my back come carry her big bre’asts put for my neck, place her hands around my chest. Omoh, my heart dey beat, confusion full my head… u sure say principal no send this woman to set me up?
Then She asked:
“How far have you gone”
“Almost through ma, remaining to upload your profile picture”
Omoh, as I come enter her picture gallery to select photo, my head scatter!! This woman get nak’ed pictures wey she dey sample her to’to, big nyash and big brea’sts. Jizos christ of RepNaija.com!!
I Don jam today.
She looked as I was going through them, smiled from behind and said:
“Do you like my pictures?”
Omoh, my voice seize I no fit talk.
She con say “youth of nowadays, all you know is s-x”
I said “s-x is sweet ma” honestly, I couldn’t believe what I just said.
She laughed “see your mouth, bad boy”.
Next thing she said “I love s-x but…”
She stopped there (she sighted my kicking di-ck!). I Don fall hand?. abegi which person p—k no go stand when e see dis kain woman nyash?
“Can u satisfy me?”
I smile like pope john Paul.
“Of course ma”
She stood, removed her shirt, hung it. I could see her breas’ts through her white bra. Then asked me to squeeze her brea’sts.
She lay on her office table. I removed one, kissed around it, licked around the nipp’le and started to suck it like a new born baby, meanwhile my other hand was deep down in her skirt, caressing her puss’y with her pants still on. Omoh, her to’to lips fat wella. my p—k wan bust!
She relaxed, closed her eyes and said “where did you learn to do this”. I removed my mouth from her brea’sts for a minute and said “it’s my talent ma. It’s the only talent God gave me”.
She laugh sotay she nearly fall from table. Then we heard a knock on the door.
We heard a female voice say “madam, please I want to collect 4 packets of chalk”.
I Don die! No where to hide in here!!. And there was another problem, it was past break time and I missed a class I was supposed to teach (omoh, big brea’sts dey make time fly oh).
The principal was looking everywhere for me…..
Mrs Ann jumped down from the table, hurriedly wore her shirt and adjusted her skirt.
I arranged the seats and acted like I was typing something on her dell laptop.
The teacher came in collected the packets of chalk and walked out. We greeted. I couldn’t tell if there was any form of suspicion from the teacher… I hoped none.
After the teacher left, the VP made a joke about me spoiling her and asked me to go back to my office.
I went to the principal’s office first to give a fake excuse about why I missed my class.
Lucky me, she was always easy on me, calls me a quiet and responsible young man (big mistake!).
I had Ella’s class later that day but she acted super normal, not even an eye contact. Omoh, u gaz dey fear naija girls I swear.
When school was over, I took a keke napep going to town and incidentally met the VP.
“Corper, where are going to?”
“Ma, I’m going to buy a few things I need”
“Things like what?”
“Numerous things ma”
I come laff (Fake laff as usual)
“Are you sure you are not going to see one of your girlfriends?”
“No, I don’t have time for girls”
If I hear say I no love girls … girls are the next best thing after money.
She asked about where I live and told me that she’d love to visit me sometime. No wahala!.
She paid our t-fare and got down.
Weeks went by but there was never a right time for the VP to visit me. She was always nice to me (even before that adventure in her office).
Meanwhile, I bin dey carry other student girls dey pass time (relax, Tori dey come).
One Friday morning, she walked into my office. I forgot to mention that Mrs venny was her very good friend. Big irony right? Yes.
Na that time I kon realize say birds of the same feather no dey always flock together oh.
“David, will you travel this weekend?”
“No ma”
“Then you should come and spend the weekend at my place na”
Chai! Why this woman won cast me in front of Mrs Venny na?
Mrs venny come look me one suspicious look. Oh, I hope I don’t disappoint her.
“Ok ma. I don’t know your address oh”
Shaparly, she write down her address and 2 phone numbers give me.
For some reason, I and Mrs venny didn’t speak about it, things were still normal between us sha.
Saturday morning came. I got a call from one hot ss2 girl saying she wanted to come over. Abegi, I tell her say I no dey town. Make I save my strength for better thing jor.
I called the VP:
“Hello ma. It’s David”
“Hey, Corper. Are you still coming?”
“Yes ma”
“when?”
“Errmm, around 1pm”
“Ok, I will be expecting you oh”
“alright”
I cut call. Check time: na 10:30 am. I made indomie, got high on alcohol, started playing deep rap songs (how I love hip-hop!) till I slept off.
I woke up around 1:30 pm. I Jumped up, saw two missed calls from Mrs Ann.
I dress, tidy up myself as a homeboy wey surji, begin dey go VP crib….
Jizos! I no even know whether she get husband and pikin…
One mind say make I call Mrs Venny ask am, the other mind say no! Na casting.
When I reach the bridge, I go cross am…..
As I reach Mrs Ann address, I call am for phone naim she come gate come carry me go inside.
Nice compound, nice house with beautiful interior. As I enter Parlor, the first thing wey I look for na family pictures (omoh, I need to know whether she get akpu-obi sons wey go beat me to death if them catch me dey do nonsense with their mama).
I see picture of she and her husband Then three grown up girls. She no get any sons. Thank God!
Make I no worry about her husband (at least him go Don old small, so I fit blow am run if yawa gas).
Meanwhile her friend wey bin visit her dey parlor with us. We greet. Na Only the two of them dey house.
“Ma, where is everyone?”
“Two of my girls are married, the last one went for a birthday party”
Hurray!!! Nobody dey around.
Wait oh, make I no happy yet. What of her husband?
“Ma, what about daddy?”
“Oh. He went for a seminar abroad”
No wonder this woman dey wear designer clothes and perfumes come school.
She offer me beer. I dey sip am as We dey watch Dstv (african magic).
Around thirty minutes later, her friend begin dey go. Thank God! Ah ah I Don dey wait tire na.
She see her friend off, con come inside. Na now I come look Mrs Ann well. Jizos! She wear black leggings and sweater top. Boy! See nyash! Live and direct. No film trick.
She look me, I focus like say I dey look TV. She smile, waka go front of TV, shift her sweater top go up then come begin dey twerk her nyash.
I sure say she no wear pant, her nyash just dey shake like mad.
Chai! If say my p—k get mouth, e for shout “I go explode oh!!!”
Wetin I go do? My mind say make I go rock am as she twerk. My other mind say make I relax there.

Next thing, she waka come where I sidon come dey rub her big nyash for my p—k, slowly. If say no be nyash heavy like this, my leg for Don break oh. Omoh the nyash soft die.
As she dey rub am, I carry my hand dey rub her to’to, fat and soft puss’y lips. (Omoh na heaven be this I swear. If to say na so heaven dey, I for no sin again. Wait oh, no se’x for heaven oh,
chai! God abeg try look into the matter abeg.)
Then she stop the show, stand up. She come dey tease me.
“Corper Corper, you will pay oh”
I say “yes ma”.
We laff (as usual, my laugh na fake)
She say “keep watching tv, let me go and shower, I’m coming”……
By now, the alomo wey I drink before I comot for house come begin dey high me…
As she enter inside to go baff, I just dey wonder whether na the same Mrs Ann wey strict and everybody for school dey fear naim I dey arrange like this? Na wa oh. I dey watch TV dey wait.
Around 10 minutes, she come out with towel. her boo”BS dey shoot out.
oh lord, I don’t wanna die early…. life sweet die.
“David, follow me”
As I dey follow am for back, her nyash just dey shake without control for the towel. We go one room. Nice bed, TV, but no clothes.
“Ma, where are all your clothes?”
She come laff.
“This is not my bedroom. Or you want to replace my husband?”
“No ma!” I dey mad?
She put on TV, then I sidon for bed, she sit near me con carry one of her legs put ontop my leg.
We dey look TV but I no dey see anything (my sense Don comot kpata-kpata).
I begin they rub her leg down to her thighs.
Omoh, I dey see her fat to’to through the towel.
My p—k Don stand and she know. I con rub her leg pass her thigh con do V shape with my two middle fingers take rub around her cli’t. She look me, shift come closer come give me 30 seconds kiss.
This woman mouth sweet oh!. As I continue to rub around her cli’t I notice say her breathing dey increase and she wet. My fear na say make this woman no go die of high BP oh. I Neva even use tongue and she dey breath like this.
She come say:
“go to the fridge and get me that strawberry cream”
I waka go kitchen go bring am come. Chai! This woman Don Unclad for bed. See Big brea-sts and thick pus’sy.
“You know what to do with it right?”
“Yes ma”
Are you a learner?. No na, I be master.
I come climb dey pour the cream from her chest, down to her belle and to her to her puss’y area. I come start to dey lick am. She close her eyes. I pour am for her puss-y begin they lick am then she use her fat leg take hold my head tight in between her pu-ssy.
She dey breath fast, dey raise her body up and down but she never moan. She dey mad? Why she no wan moan. Ok I con put two fingers begin dey finger her, then dey suck, tickle, and lick her cli-t as I dey pour the cream on top. She con moan like person wey won endure pain “uuuummmmm” and she con squeeze my head tighter with her fat laps dey moan more.
I do this thing reach 7minutes. Omoh, e dey hard to breath due to her tight grip.
If this woman suffocate me to death as I dey do this thing, na wetin I go explain to God? And wetin dem go write for my obituary poster as the cause of death? No no no. I squeeze my head come out.
“Are you tired yet”
“No ma”
I con face her breas’ts. I squeeze am, rub am.
She dey look me dey smile, I smile back. Then i con dey squeeze her nipp’le then dey suck the other. Sometimes, I go pour the strawberry on top con lick am. I dey suck her well, slow, dey flick her nippl’e as I dey suck.
As I dey do am, she dey stroke my di-ck with one hand, they rub my head with the other one. I dey switch brea’sts and nipp’le.
After like 7minutes I stop. I con roll her to turn face bed. I carry the strawberry cream pour for all over her back begin dey lick am. Na now I come see this woman nyash well. Omoh this woman gather nyash.
I rub am well well, then open the center pour the cream begin dey lick am. I reach her anu’s (yes! Am a freak like that).
I use the tip of my tongue dey do circular movement for her anus then she moan “ohh my God, ohhhh my god”. I still dey lick am come begin finger her puss’y. she Don wet die.
Omoh, the moaning increase. I con dey fear say make neighbors no run inside the house thinking say na kidnappers oh.
I realize say side position na the best for me cuz her nyash too big. So I carry con’dom begin open am to put for my standing screw driver.
She say:
“wait, lie down and give me that strawberry cream”.
I lie down, she climb ontop me dey kiss me. Small time she carry the cream pour 4 my di-ck kon dey lick am. I wan mad! I just lie down dey look ceiling like Ibo man wey him container fall inside sea.
Oboy, this woman begin dey suck my p—k from up to down. Sometimes, she go swallow my entire p—k then bring am out again. Today na fire.
Small time I tell her to lie down sideways then I wear cond’om come put my p—k for her fat to’to come begin they hammer her. As I dey hammer her, I dey use my finger they rub her anu’s.
She close eye. Small time she use hand cover her face dey moan small small. After some minutes, I change am. I put my p—k for her anu’s slowly begin they hammer am then use my finger they rub her cl’it.
She moan “oh God” David” I respond.
“yes ma” she continue dey moan “oh God, oh god, I can feel u”.
After like 15 minutes time, she say “okay, stop stop”.
She Don c-m cuz my finger wet with fluid and she com weak. I no stop, I just dey Bleep am slowly.
Heat don soak bedsheet finish. As she notice say I wan release she rush slide out, comot the cond’om from my p—k put the p—k inside her mouth kon suck my fluid come say make I kiss am with the fluid. I say “no ma, I’m allergic to that”.
She smile, swallow am. She come tell me say make I help am arrange the room, she begin dey dress bed, omoh as she bend her bare nyash they shake.
My pri’ck start to rise again. She look am. She come rub my chest say “corper, next time. My daughter didn’t go too far”.
I hurry wear my cloth. She ask whether I hold transport fare , I say “yes ma” she give me 2k say my buy banana and yoghurt to replace my sper’m.
“I won’t be happy if you say this to anyone”
“no ma, I’m not a kid na”.
She look me smile. Peck me for lips.
I thanked her begin they go.
As I dey comot I notice her husband e-class Benz wey pack for her compound. My mind tell me say “you see your life? No be person like you get that car?”…. abegi, make I go house go sleep jor, na my year of straff be this… money go come at the right time.
Monday morning, I was sitting in my office alone with a female Corper (office mate) cuz Mrs venny went to represent the school at a function in ministry of education. I miss Mrs venny whenever she is out. Time flies when I’m with her. the bell rang for break.
One girl walked in:
“sir, am hungry. buy me something for break”.
I look her. she fine, average bo’obs but I no send cuz plenty girls dey disturb me.
“I don’t have money o… some other time ok?”
She smile.
“ok o”
Then she turn to walk away. my mind say make I look her arsenal. I look. jizos!!! see round big nyash!! if u see her from front, you no go gree say she carry that kind load for back. omoh, her pant line they show from the tight skirt. na confirm commotion be this.
I shout: “hey!, come here”
she waka come back.
“what’s your name?”
“My name is chinwe”
She dey smile. She know say her nyash Don hook me.
I gave her #200 say make she buy anything wey she want for break. She thank me comot. She dey ss3.
Another day she enter come meet. We gist small.
I collect her number kon dey call her from time to time.
She dey frequent my office regularly sotay other students come dey gossip about us. And my numerous girlfriends kon dey vex for me.
We come dey very close and she kon like me die.
fast forward to around 1month later
One weekend, I call chinwe for night, we come dey talk about fun and s-x. I dey yarn sweet s-x talk dey tell am the kind things wey I fit do for bed and assure her say nobody fit do the tin like me. She just dey say “you are bad oh”. I know say the thing enter her head.
I kon invite her to come the Next day. She argue small, then she kon agree to come if chance dey o.
Around 10pm that night. I receive text:
“Promise me I won’t be disappointed”
I laugh. I know say my whining touch her brain.
I kon reply.
“It’s gonna be fun, I promise”
Meanwhile I Don book another girl (chioma) to visit me same tomorrow to avoid disappointment.
If chinwe no come, chioma go come… all na “CHI”.
Next day reach. Around 9:30 am, chinwe flash me, I call am.
“What’s up?”
“I’m fine”
“Are you still coming?”
“Is that all you care about?”
Naija girls like to use question answer question.
Abegi, answer me.
“Sorry, how was your night?”
“Fine”
“Are still gonna come?”
“Yes”
“What time?”
“2 pm”
“Call me when you are about coming”
I relax, dey play jamz, dey sip alomo as I dey wait for 2′ O’clock.
As time Don dey reach 1pm. I baff, dress up, kon call my Guy (egar) for phone. Egar na my homeboy, my tightest man and him too na Corper wey dey teach for another secondary school. We be birds of the same bad feather.
“Homeboy, wetin dey happen?”
“I bam”
“You dey hourse?, I wan show your side oh?”
“No. I follow My CDS group go visit one motherless babies home for town”
“You keep key abi? I wan carry one chick come your crib”.
“Yes. But You go wash my bedsheet oh”
We laff. Na joke. I know where him dey hide key.
“No wahala”
I plan to control chinwe come egar house. I get my reasons. My neighbors bin Don start to dey gossip say I dey bring too many visitors.
Them even talk am for the last tenants meeting wey we do. I wan lay low small cuz them they respect me well well, I no wan fall my hand.
As i reach egar house, I call chinwe, she tell me say she dey bathroom dey baff. Chai!!, I kon imagine as she go use scrub her big nyash with sponge, maybe she get special big sponge wey she dey use for her nyash sef.
She kon tell me say she go flash me if she Don ready to come.
I relax, go carry rice for egar kitchen dey eat then kon use egar laptop dey watch music videos.
Around 30 minutes later, she flash me. I call her, give am direction to egar house. She say she Don enter bus dey come.
I arrange room, carry air fresher spray everywhere kon Open curtains for fresh air.
She kon flash me later, I call back ask her where she dey, she tell me, I rush go there but I no see her.
I call her back the number no dey go. I look around everywhere and even waka go up small but I no see her.
Abi this girl wan carry her father play?. I continue to call but the number no dey even connect. Almost ten minutes Don pass.
All my anxiety Don turn to anger by then. I vex begin go back to egar house, I decide say I no go call chinwe again as she dey carry me play.
As I Don dey near egar house, she call me. The brain wey dey my head say “forget her” but the brain wey dey my p—k say “ you dey mad? You Don forget her nyash? Comon accept her”.
I like my p—k pass my head so I follow my p—k.
Before I go decide, the phone cut. She call again, I pick am sharpaly.
She say:
“Hello”
“Hello, where are you na?”
“I stopped at the wrong place, and my battery went off. I had to charge it at one shop”.
“Ok. Where are you now?”
She mention one filling station, I enter keke napep go pick her to come egar house. As we enter the keke, She hold my hand dey smile cuz boys were not smiling at all.
Don’t joke with my d-ick and my money… that’s my motto.
As we reach, she tell me say she know the place but she bin mistake am for another place. Naija girls! Fear them.
We enter room. I sidon for egar bed, but she go sidon for chair far away from me.
Na wa oh, this one no go easy oh…..
I sidon, stretch my leg for bed, relax my back for wall. Her outfit make sense: hot mini-skirt (her nyash wan tear the skirt!) and one multi color shirt. We come dey jist about how she mistake the address and about relationships.
10 minutes Don dey go, we still dey chat. I kon tell her say make she kon sidon with me 4 bed.
She say:
“No, I’m okay here. I didn’t come here for that”.
I laff. Naija girls dey funny me sometimes.
Something wey we Don discuss for phone finish naim this girl Don come here dey form Rihanna.
“Ok. What would you drink?”
“Nothing. I will soon be going”
My head spark! whaat!?
I ask her:
“So you didn’t come to see me na?”
“Its not like that”
Bla bla bla. She just dey blab say I go take her like cheap babe if we straff. She say make we wait till another time. As she dey talk, I just quiet they listen. As she talk finish I say “no problem” I continue dey watch videos for laptop.
Silence kon dey, then She start to press phone.
After like 5minutes she say:
“I’m going o”
“No problem, take care”
“Won’t you see me off”
“I can’t”
“Why?”
“Nothing”
She stand up carry her bag dey waka go door. I look her nyash. Oboy this girl nyash too big for her slim frame. As she reach door, she turn look me, I focus on the laptop like say I no send her.
She open door, wait like 10seconds, close am back kon sidon near me for bed. She say:
“What’s do you want from me?”
Million dollar question!!!
I kon look her like policeman wey catch thief.
Then we laff. She kon lie down 4 my leg. I bend over begin kiss her upside down, put my hand inside her bra, then dey smooch her bo’obs.
She get succulent lips and she sabi kiss, as we dey kiss she dey use her fingers dey play with my earlobes. like 3 minutes Later, I begin play with the lining of her bra, she understand my intention, she position well then I remove her top and bra.
She carry my head bury for her b—-t then I begin they suck one while I smooch the other one.
She say:
“This is what you want abi”?
I nod my head still dey suck her. Later I stop begin lick her navel dey squeeze one nip”-ple.
She dey breath fast.
I begin dey kiss around her ribs, chest, neck, while i dey squeeze her bo’obs, she dey enjoy am but she never moan. I come dey put my hand inside her skirt dey smooch her thighs and her pu’ssy through her pant. Later I tell her:
“You need to Remove your skirt”
She look me come say:
“You should remove it yourself”
I unzip her short skirt keep for ground. Remove her pant, smell am like one kind expensive perfume, then keep am for ground.
Omoh, time no dey to hang clothes, temperature Don too high. she laff.
“smelling my undies? that’s nasty”
“they should make a perfume from your puss’y”
I smile. she laff kon tell me say I be slow poison.
I begin kiss her for each of her legs down to her to’to area. I know say she dey wait make i lick her puss’y.
Then I kiss her cli’t, just once, she move up small, I move up too, start to lick around her cli-t then start to lick and suck her cli’t proper, she moan small ”ooouuummm”, I continue to suck her cli-t seriously, put two fingers inside her to’to (this girl go Don dey Bleep big pricks cuz her puss’y wide), then I begin dey finger her slow as I suck and lick her cli-t like ice cream.
She dey moan seriously, dey rotate.
I carry my other hand they squeeze her breas’t and dey rub her nipp’le gently. Omoh, she begin twist, I know say this girl dey heaven. I continue with it more seriously, she no fit control the sweetness so she grab the window protector, they squeeze am, they twist her big hips as she dey moan. Small time she scream:
“Stop! Stop! I want to pee”
I tell her:
“It’s okay. Pee in my mouth”
I kon dey finger her faster, dey rub the g-‘spot, while I con change the cli’t licking to slow pace.
Sometimes I go put my full tongue inside use Bleep her small then lick the puss’y from inside out. She dey moan badly, dey tell me say she go so cu’m but 10 minutes pass she never cu’m. Small time, she say:
“Excuse, excuse, I will pee here oh”
I grab her legs tighter, still dey do my magic.
Next tin I know, she piss her c-m everywhere for my face and the bedsheet. I continue to do my magic again, as she wan come, I put my mouth cover her pu’ssy, dey suck her as she dey c-m. She no fit control the extacy so she grab my neck.
She scratch me fingers sef, but I later dey use am tease her by calling her vampire. she say na me be the vampire.
I pour the c-m from my mouth for her K—y-Cat, the K—y-Cat Don swell. everywhere dey fuc’ked up, egar go kill me. She just dey look me dey smile. I ask her:
“How come your as$ is this fat”
She laff. She con turn face the nyash for my face. Oh lord! See full fat nyash wey dey this girl small body.
“It’s what God gave me nah. You don’t like it”
“Any Guy who doesn’t like your a-s needs to be stoned to death”.
She laff, the nyash dey vibrate as she dey laff.
Then she ask me:
“What do you enjoy most”….
I just adjust carry my p—k come near her mouth.
She dey rub am small, suck am small. I tell her say make she do continuous sucking. As she suck am, she dey rub my balls. She be pro for sucking.
Small time I tell her lie down face back, her big nyash just gentle for bed.
I kon put my Hand under the foam to get cond’om na that time I realize say no be my house be this. no con’dom dey under bed!. I carry phone call egar, him tell me say him con’doms dey inside him box and him. lock am carry the key comot go CDS visit.
Next thing I know, chinwe phone begin ring. Na her uncle dey call her dey shout say make she begin come house immediately.
She come explain to me say na market them send her but she kon decide to branch come visit me.
Omoh, the place wey I fit buy con’dom far from egar house and she need to begin go sharpaly.
I nearly cry. See nyash wey I Don dey fantasize as e go dey shake when I Bleep am from back.
She see my face, begin laff. I no even smile, my p—k dey vex.
She come carry my p—k, suck am well well with special skills, as she dey suck, I carry my full hands dey rub and squeeze her fat nyash. Small time I release inside her mouth. She go bathroom go spit, rinse her mouth with water and wash her hand with soap.
She dress kon spray her perfume like say nothing happen. I always dey fear naija babes oh. As she dey comot, I give her transport, she refuse kon say she no be ashi.
As I dey see her off, egar dey return. Me and am enter house.
Him tell me:
“Bad Guy. I know say you Don collect”.
“Abeg free me! How you go lock con’dom inside box na?”
Him come explain say corpers too dey Borrow am na why him dey hide am.
My regret be say i no Bleep chinwe till my service finish. Me and her been still remain friends but she been wan tie me down and I bin get plenty girls wey I suppose “sexvice” so I free her.
She still dey call me till date, I dey promise to visit her anytime I come east.
I nickname Her vampire cuz she scratch my neck kon wound me due to extasy from my magic tongue.
Inspite of all the girls I had, I was still respected in school by students and fellow staff because I was a very gentle (bad) guy. Extremely quiet. The principal took me like her own son, the girls took me like their husband and most importantly, Mrs venny took me like her best friend.
Later on, I got to meet Mrs venny’s kids and husband… what a family… perfect.
One day, the principal called me and told me that she has been hearing some rumors about me chasing her girls but that she didn’t believe it though.
I told her that Girls would always gossip.
My name was cleared. I began to experience what it feels like to be like tuface and d’banj cuz these girls would scream, bang their desk, hug me all over whenever I came to class and virtually everyone of them was willing to Bleep me. Life was feeling surreal to me.
I loved that life, but hey, I still was anxious to round up my service so I could go get a good job.
But I had problems too: some of the girls I sexviced would always get mad whenever they saw me with a different girl.
Also, I still had to be dodging the ones who wanted re-sexvicing cuz I had more girls whom I needed to sexvice.
For these reasons, I decided to take a break from the school scene and hit on a few outsiders.
one weekend morning
I woke up, did my house chores, cooked, played music, played my ps2 for a while then slept.
Woke up in the evening. No girls would be visiting today.
I was on break, or so I thought. Around 5pm I decided to check on David, my namesake and friend who stayed in the same compound with me. His girlfriend uju always stayed with him on weekends. I knocked at his door, a female responded which I expected to be uju.
She said “yes, come in”.
I walked in and saw a cute girl who was preparing spices for soup. D–n! She was fine as hell, and thick too. This had to be uju’s best friend whom she always talked about. We greeted and I sat down.
#Abeg make I switch to pidgin small, English too hard#
I ask her about my Guy, She kon tell me say my Guy and uju go rent film for video club. I ask am wetin be her name, she say her name na sandra.
Omoh, Sandra wear loose gown but her nyash still shoot out. This girl get sweet voice… na one of the reasons I dey always like to hear her talk.
We chatted for a while, and we got to know a few things about ourselves (she even attended the secondary school I was serving at). Then she excused herself to go and keep the soup spices she was mixing in the kitchen.
God of Moses! Her as$ was fat with nice narrow hips. D–n! She’s the one. Meanwhile she kept making calls to some Guy yelling at him that he wants to dump her and she wouldn’t let that happen.
I was surprised to discover that such a cute and collected girl could nag. Truth be told, it knocked me off balance a little.When I asked what the problem was, she would say it’s personal. I felt demoralized and said to myself “you’ve lost it. She’s hooked and wild”. But then again, I still kept my fingers crossed.
Who knows? You can never say when it comes to girls. They are a complicated and complex kind of beings. Sometimes, i doubt if God himself understands women.
We continued to chat but, it Wasn’t lively as before the phone calls and nagging. She told me that I sounded like a player.

My Guy and his girlfriend came back around 30 minutes later, and we all talked about her heartbreak and cheating boyfriend, relationships and all that bullsh’it.
All the while, I didn’t really contribute cuz relationships and love was not my thing.
Moreover, I was kind of a heartbreaker myself.
Always trying to Bleep… that’s all, no love.
That’s how much gangster music had influenced me. But sometimes I do wonder what it’s like to truly love.
Sandra was still depressed and sad and it was killing our spirit. Later, my Guy called me out and suggested that we all go and hang out somewhere. He said I should woo Sandra, that it will be classic. Four best friends.
It was almost 7pm, so we decided to go and hang out at the bar of a popular hotel around…. it was time for Sandra to stand up… you guessed right … I stole a glance at her a$$….
Gracious God!!
We all left the house and started walking down to the hotel. We walked in twos: I and my Guy, uju and Sandra. While we walked, I kept telling my Guy my intention of fu’cking Sandra if she would agree to spend the night with us.
We got to the bar, sat at a table for four and called the waiter. We ordered for beer but to my greatest surprise, Sandra ordered for a red label wine!. There and then, I concluded that I would not have anything to do with Sandra after this night. I don’t care if you’re Mona Lisa, but I would never be with a girl that blows my money like breeze.
Luckily the waiter came back and said they’d run out of wines. Only beer. Phew!! Thank you, Sweet jizos!!!.
We sat, drinking, my Guy and uju were really getting along, being romantic and all that but I and Sandra weren’t really doing well. Just chat and stop, every now and then.
She was depressed and now getting tipsy, there wasn’t much that I could do to cheer her up.
She kept calling her ex on the phone, cursing and nagging. Hell, I got problems of my own too.
I was drinking in silence, thinking about my life and how much I loved my mum. My family… I’d die for them.
Sometimes, Sandra would stare at me. Her fada nyash!. I wondered what she was thinking.
Really pretty girl. no doubt.
It was almost 8:30 pm and we decided to leave. I and my Guy split the bill. Sandra said she wanted to go home. Jizos!, na so my money take waste?…
Uju called Sandra aside and begged her to spend the night with us. She told her that she was too high and looked too tipsy to go home and that it was already getting too late (around 9pm).
After a little contemplation, Sandra decided to spend the night.
We all got to my Guy’s room, ate some spaghetti and began to watch some Fu”cked up home video.
Sandra just lay on the bed, not speaking. My Guy and uju went outside to give us some privacy… I needed to talk her into spending the night in my room.
“Sandra”
No response
“Sandra”
Still no response.
“You should come and join me in my room. I need someone to talk to and keep me company”.
Still no response.
“stop acting up. If you don’t like me, say so. I’d just go.”.
“Its not that I don’t like you but I’m not in a good mood. I need time to heal.”
My di”ck says no time bit”ch!
“I could heal you”
My peoplez, Una know the kind healing I mean na.
She vex look me.
“If that’s what you want, you’re wasting your time. I’m not coming to your room”.
My heart sank. Omoh, my #1,500 wey I spend Don go?. Jizos! I Don fall my hand.
I placed my palm in hers. There’s a magical thing about holding hands with a girl. Told her a few touching stuff about how I didn’t mean se”x and that she was really a nice girl.
I then said:
“It’s ok. We shouldn’t quarrel over nothing. I meant everything I’ve told you. Take care. Good night.”
She no even answer me at all. Her eyes were closed like she was sleeping But I knew she heard all I said and that it got to her.
I stood up and went to my room. Put on my CD and starting playing nas’s 2002 album (God son).
With the Highness from the beer and rap music in my ears, I drifted to another realm. Momentarily.
I forgot about the evening: Sandra, the #1,500
I just wasted (my biggest regret) . Lol.
I think I was already half asleep in my room, just me and music…. Hip-hop was consoling my soul…. then I heard a knock on my door.
“Corper!, Corper!”
Looked at the time on my phone: 11:15 pm. What da fu”ck?
I stood and went to open the door ….
It was David (my Guy), uju and Sandra!. I let them in, then i sat down on my reading chair. Too surprised to speak. My Guy and uju sat on my bed while Sandra lay on the bed, behind them. My room was dark except for the light from my TV.
We all chatted about a lot of things.
We had some good jokes and Sandra was talking now, and she was actually very funny and lively too. Mostly importantly she was nasty, really saying nasty things and That raised my hope of Fu”cking.
I guess she slept a little, cheered up and somehow changed her mind about not coming to my room.
My words finally made an impact on her psychology. I started playing some rhythm-&-blues. David and uju, were all over each other, playing and kissing.
I kept myself busy with my phone … away from Sandra. Then Sandra asked me to come close that she’d like to use my legs as pillow. I did that and held hands with her. We talked about relationships and heart break, and I found out that she was really intelligent.
That amazed me, and I began to have some respect and likeness for her. David and uju had slept. I and Sandra slept too, holding hands.
When I woke up in the morning, it was already 5am and I couldn’t find David and uju. It was just I and Sandra in my room!
I started touching her a little: palms, arms …
Then she woke up. Told me that I promised that this wasn’t about se”x, that she believed me and that she was beginning to find comfort in me. I felt a little guilty so I re-assured her that I was just trying to keep her warm, and that I really liked her.
She turned, smiled at me, gave me a Peck on the forehead and we held hands. She said my palm was really soft and that she loved it. Eyes closed, not speaking… just soul-mating.
Somehow, we slept again and she woke me up when she was trying to arrange the dishes she washed for me.
She had already swept and cleaned my room too.
She asked me to start preparing for school. She went to see uju, came back minutes later and told me she was leaving. I walked her down to the main road to take a cab to her house. When we got a cab, I brought out #1000 and gave her for transport but she declined.
I tried to persuade her but she still refused. Just before she got into the cab she held my palm and told me that she’d call me. Things just didn’t add up.
A girl who was willing to blow my money on an expensive wine last night has now refused to take cab money from me.
She did washing and cleaning for me, but she didn’t look like the type. Not at all.