Creative writing ||let me brighten your day vol.1 ||27/01/2022

1.🤧Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining, because you are not an umbrella.🙄🚪👨🏽‍🦽

2.😒It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.😢🚪👨🏽‍🦽

3.🙃How can you keep condoms inside your wallet and you expect your money to increase? 🙆🏽‍♂️Condoms are meant to prevent multiplicationwhere is ma wallet🚪🏃🏾‍♂️

4.🤔Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B", Blouse, Bra, Boobs and lower region starts with a "P", Petticoat, Panties.That's the origin of Blood Pressure(BP)🙄🚪👨🏽‍🦽

5.😹Give her a Bible,and tell her to pray for you, that's when you will know that this Brazilian hair is on top of a coconut😹