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Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not
tried it.
-- Donald Knuth

Photography is painting with light.
-- Eric Hamilton

Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months
might as well have been written by someone else.
-- Eagleson’s Law

The problem is that Microsoft just has no taste. And I don't mean that
in a small way, I mean that in a big way.
-- Steve Jobs