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When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
-- unknown

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not
tried it.
-- Donald Knuth

Photography is painting with light.
-- Eric Hamilton

Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months
might as well have been written by someone else.
-- Eagleson’s Law

The problem is that Microsoft just has no taste. And I don't mean that
in a small way, I mean that in a big way.
-- Steve Jobs

All creativity is an extended form of a joke.
-- Alan Kay

Work as intensely as you play and play as intensely as you work.
-- Eric S. Raymond, How To Be A Hacker

In OO, it's the data that is the "important" thing: you define the class
which contains member data, and only incidentally contains code for
manipulating the object. In FP, it's the code that's important: you
define a function which contains code for working with the data, and
only incidentally define what the data is.
-- almkgor, on reddit