20 People Expose the Dumbest Things They’ve Ever Done to Impress a Crush

in #life7 years ago



Ah, love. It's one of the most amazing things humans can experience in their lifetime.

Of course, the journey to find love isn't always smooth.

For whatever reason, we sometimes convince ourselves to do the strangest things in hopes of securing others' affections.

Here are 20 stories of dumb things people have done in the name of love, thanks to a recent AskReddit thread.

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I dressed up as Santa and asked her to the Christmas Dance in front of the entire school. We had been dating for a while. She dumped me shortly after to go out with some college guy she later married. I hate Christmas. – AmorphicMike

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I swam across a river filled with crocodiles. When we were together she admitted that this was the one thing that made her have second thoughts about going out with me. Don’t try to impress crushes, just talk to them, even if swimming across a crocodile-filled river seems easier. – TotallyADalek

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When I was 12, I started biting my fingernails because I thought that would bring me closer to my crush who also bit his nails. Obviously, that didn’t work out and here I am at 21 and still biting my nails. – emotionsfurb

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I intentionally fell off the slide in like grade 4.

My right shoulder always hurts 12 years later. – BlancheKun

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When I was like 10 or 12, I hid behind a building and punched myself in the face so that this girl I liked would see that I can bleed without crying. – lapandemonium

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