Stackitis Awareness Post - Are you aware of this disease spreading through Stackers? #460
Are you addicted to stacking silver are gold? Many people have fallen to this awfully satisfying disorder known as 'Stackitis'. It is when a person hoards piles are 'stacks' as they are known on the streets of precise metals. They will normally believe that money is fake and controlled by government and that the metals they stack is 'real' money based on stupid facts and proof found throughout 5000 years of history. They will believe that the banking system and governments of the world are corrupted. Thankfully, not many are infected but if the price of silver and gold was to rise sharply, it could cause an epidemic and would be catastrophe.
Here a few symptoms to help you diagnose yourself are someone you know.
- You check the spot price of silver every 2-3 hours even at the weekend and trading has stopped
- You hide it all over the house, always having some close to hand
- Every Halloween, you dress up as a monster box
- You have a separate account just for silver money that nobody knows about
- You buy more than 1 of any coin
- You cut out wasteful spending to buy metals
- You will try to inform your family and friends of the benefits to buying metals
- Scrooge McDuck is your hero
- You send most of your fun time researching metals, watching youtube videos and posting on steemit
- You need a forklift to move your stack
If you are someone has scored higher than 6 out of 10, please refer them to the #steemsilvergold group and they shall be in the best possible hands with our team our specialists at the ready to give advice.
What do i do now?
If you have tested positive for stackitis, you need need to make some adjustments to your life and spending habits. As far as we know, there is no cure and it is a lifetime diease. It is important that you do not cold turkey, this is the worst thing you can do. Some people are able to make cut backs in stacking oz amount if done slowly over time but nobody has ever dropped below 50% of their all time stacking high. Anyone who has even tired to cold turkey has fallen in a coma but thanks to the guys at ssg lads, they found out that if a 1 oz silver round is set on the tongue and 1 oz bullet inserted in the ass-hole , the coma is reversed. The asshole bullet must remain in place for the rest of that persons life and a bag fitted for toilet time.
You are best to inform your family, friends and place of work. You may beable to swing days off work if you have a silver order coming are need time off to enter steemit silver giveaway contests. Some employers will offer part payment in silver after the ''Stackitis pay my ass in silver bitch Act'' was passed in Nov 2017. Please also be aware that your insurance costs will increase and you are more likely to die of over exposure due to silver blood they call it. I will continue to update as the news is released from the science people over at SSG Labs.
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I am waiting for the time when I need a forklift to move my stack. Right now its really only 3 or 4 months old, but someday hopefully :)
Here is a pic of my stack when i started using a forklife to move it round.
Haha! Hold on a minute while I catch my breath....That must be one heck of a coin!
UK 10 pence worth about 10 pence
Im not that smart either, when i started stacking i thought everything is colour was silver.
My fucking side hurts.....that was some funny shit brother. Thanks i needed that👍👍👍
I like to try and be funny sometimes and put out posts like this. Thanks for your feedback,i might try more in future
Go for it. I needed the laugh...👍👍👍
Well. I am.positive for at least 6 of those, lol! Nice post SSUK. A good chuckle
Hi my name is Russell and im a stackaholic, i started dabbling in silver 7 years ago, it was only a few coins here and there and i thought i could handle it, i thought i could stop at any time but ive been smuggling some of the hard stuff in from Germany recently which ive been hiding from my partner, ive thought of doing a bit of dealing to support my habit but i just want all the merchandise for myself, things took a turn for the worst when i tried a few coloured silver coins but i was sick, i was even blowing £20 a pop on Royal Mint face valueless coins. It will probably up to someone else to clean up the mess when im gone!
I bought x3 of the first 5-6 of these before i thought wtf im i doing.
Never tried dealing myself, got people with stackitis tend you want to hand so your are not alone.
I certainly suffer from five of the symptoms above and I have been feeling it in the last 40 years.
Only 5?
Your dead to me
Rolling in the fucking aisles!!!
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I've just had a read back over it, it's some of my best shit talk :D
Thanks man
I must only have it mild as I only check spot price 2-3 times a day
My advice would be to delete whatever app you are using on your phone and only use a desktop are laptop to check the price. This will cut down your exposure and slow the process down.
Stay safe gdw
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I'm nervous... does this get progressively worse? Is this contagious? Where I did pick this up from? Why isn't donating sperm and plasma for an extra round on the list? Been thinking about giving away the dog to cut down wasteful spending... without dog food, we can afford an extra round every month, but then again without the dog there is no "we"...
ok,
Yes, it gets worse
no, its not contagious
You got it when you ordered your first oz
Im trying to keep in under 18 friendly
Let the dog eat what it finds, he/she will learn to survive
You'll need your dog to support you through ruff (get it) times. Remember, there is no ''we'' in ''team''
Still safe apok.