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If they had any conviction, they would dry themselves out, and let us use them as fuel.

Nah , no need to dry out , waste of energy , ill take them wet , extract bio-gas from there rotten corpses and virtualize the destroyed woodlands with the left over waste ,... sell the bones to a glue factory for some profit ,... al for a greener world ,.. ha haa muhahaha ,,,. whoops ,... evil thought ,.. got to stop now , before the dark side takes me over . ;-)