Ok, I couldn't help it! I said I was taking a break, and then I get this idea, and I have to run with it! So let's just call this a break from my break, so I can share this post. To continue saving my voting power, I regret that I won't be upvoting any comments, but I will respond to them. I'm not a bad person, I swear!!!

I'm not on Facebook very often. I still have my account for the few valued family members and friends I follow there. Do you notice the same things as I do, when you look at your feed?

I see:

• The same recycled political memes over and over again
• People complaining about petty issues
• Saccharin inspirational sayings
• A lot of selfies
• The same recycled humorous memes, over and over again
• There's always that one person whose post is cloaked. She says, "I can't believe this is happening to me!" or "FML" or "I am so done!" and that's it! Then she doesn't answer people who ask about it in the comments.
• Then there are the "hit like if you believe in Jesus!" or "If you don't share this post about a person with cancer, you are an evil heartless cow chip!"
• Did I mention memes?

I think I've seen this one over a dozen times.

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And of course you have to like it if you're happy he's coming home. By the way, he's not home yet?? I saw this 2 years ago!!

So I was thinking, and I came up with some activities for you to consider that are better than being on Facebook! Here they are:

• Going to the park
• Reading a post on Steemit
• Staring at your navel
• Analyzing cryptocurrency charts
• Playing a boardgame
• Polka
• Shoveling snow
• Upvoting posts on Steemit
• Running errands
• Looking at the stars
• Licking a 9 volt battery
• Taking a walk
• Jump starting a stranger's car
• Reading a book
• Visiting an animal shelter
• Walking a cat
• Sharing a post on Steemit
• Brushing your child's hair
• Eating ludafisk
• Mowing the lawn
• Creating artwork
• Playing Hide-and-seek
• Scrubbing the toilet bowl
• Commenting on Steemit
• Watching a hamster in a wheel
• Going to a concert
• Dusting your knick knacks
• Going to a play
• Putting your face in front of a fan
• Enjoying the sunset
• Changing a diaper
• Watching a movie
• Making an original meme
• Reasoning with a toddler
• Volunteering
• Learning a musical instrument
• Taking selfies
• Drinking beer
• Pickling quail eggs
• Going to church
• Shining your shoes
• Hanging out in discord
• Coloring in an adult coloring book
• Baking cookies
• Committing misdemeanors
• Visiting a long lost relative
• Folding laundry
• Making a list about what's better than Facebook
• Visiting a museum
• Going on a road trip
• Putting your head in front of a loud speaker
• Picking flowers
• Gardening
• Deleting e-mails
• Learning morse code
• Chopping wood
• Collecting sea shells
• Changing a lightbulb
• Scraping ice off your vehicle
• Clipping your toe nails
• Playing chess
• Listening to Kanye West
• Line dancing
• Roller skating
• Dumpster diving
• Caroling
• Studying your genealogy
• Starting a revolution
• Scraping gum off of your shoe
• Learning Klingon

Try some of these things, and you'll forget all about Facebook! 😂😂😂

Thanks for reading!

Love, snowpea ❤