Which groups am I allowed to be racist against again?

Yes that's right, hold on to your chicken noodles cos I are back. Preparing to open up a whole new can of crazy that may well change comedy with its innovative approach. I've become more woke during my social isolation. Not that you're ever alone with an imaginary friend and I've got loads of them. None of them are wearing face masks, they're just so radical and cool. Back to my point, and away from this tangent. All new comedy that will be outside a box while pushing an envelope. I'm not sure pushing envelopes is a good idea. The mechanics is all wrong. It's better to pick it up and carry it, in my opinion.

ALL NEW COMEDY : Yes that's right. This will be cutting edge. Taking comedy to new depths of depravity. Oh no wait I mean new heights. I'm trying to cut down on the depravity. I got bored with it after three months in lockdown. I never thought I'd say it, but you can have your fill of depraved activities. Three naked men alone in a bathroom can only do so much. Even when two of them are imaginary.

Okay that's it really. I shall commence being as offensive as I possibly can next week. ALL NEW COMEDY. Many of you won't have noticed that. What do you mean, you ask. ALL NEW COMEDY. It's this thing I've learned watching politicians and listening to MSM. If you keep telling the same lie repeatedly dumb fuckers will believe it. I'm not after your votes though so don't worry. I'm only after all your money.

The truth is ALL NEW COMEDY is a bit of an exaggeration. It's called advertising. Making up lies to get morons to buy your pointless, useless shit. This ALL NEW COMEDY, will be exactly the same as the old comedy. I'm not even going to steal it from different people. The same tired cliches will pour forth from my imaginarium onto the keyboard. Which needs a good clean as it's very sticky. Three months in lockdown is a long time to be on Pornhub. I can lift small cars with my right arm now.

Anyway, here's a picture you can look at.

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This is the bit where I point out I predicted most of what's been happening recently. Those New Year Revolutions I was on about and the violence in the streets as society collapses. Not to worry. We'll get through it as long as we blame someone else for all the problems we've created. Failure to take responsibility for our own mistakes has got us this far. We only need to remain in delusional denial a bit longer and it won't matter, because most of us will end up dead. That can't possibly be a bad thing.