Southern Pick Up Lines- True Story
TRUE STORY
Living in the south is interesting.
I was grocery shopping one day with my cart filled full of mostly veggies and this tall and somewhat round guy in overalls stopped me and said, “Well honey you ain’t no bigger than a minute! That ain’t gonna fatten you up. How ’bout you and me take this here watermelon outside and break it open on a rock and eat the middle out!”
I guess that was his creative pick up line. I just laughed and politely declined.
I wonder if anyone has ever taken him up on that invitation.
What is the craziest pick up line you've ever heard?
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STOPHahahaha! You aren't kidding. They do crazy right down here. Yeah, it has been quite the challenge being a vegetarian down here. People look at me like I am nuts when I say I am. I can't think of any crazy pickup lines off the top of my head, but I do get honked at on occasion when I am out on my daily walks. I also get the odd offer of a ride. It is not too bad though as I stick to roads with as little traffic as possible.
Yes, it's hard to order vegetables in a restaurant because so many of them are cooked with pork.
Southerners love cooking with meat and grease and fry everything. My mom was born and raised in the South and she has to doctor the way she cooks on holidays for me.
I'm a guy, so no one has used a pickup line on me. Yet here's one I heard that I consider entertaining:
Guy at a bar says to attractive lady sitting beside him, "You look just like my second wife."
She replied, "Oh, how many times have you been married?"
He answered, "Once."
Love it! You should try that one some time.
My wife forbids me to use pickup lines!
😆 As would be expected. 😊