Shit English schools of China #1

In this series of posts, I will post pictures of China’s many shitty but also ridiculous private English language training centres that one can often find anywhere in the country.

This will not be the same as those review sections on ESL websites featuring genuinely shit schools that really did their foreign teachers wrong, or those often bitter sounding posts from shit teachers that got fired from their job. This is more about the laughably shit schools, the ones that often tend to need to take a few lessons of their own.

The first entry is the series features not one of those obviously shit schools that pretend to be affiliated with Oxford, Eton, Harvard etc but this little beauty.
Some people might say that I’m being a tad unfair because in this case, there’s no Chinglish; the translation is actually correct.

But come on... As far as company slogans go, this is one of the shittiest ever. When I see this, I am half expecting little kids to turn up to their English class to be told by some big, strong, muscly Eastern European on a tourist visa (who pretends to be American) that:

“Your English will be terminated.”