I've Sent Donald Packing

Sad I was, to see my Donald leave our happy home and land in the arms of Janet, a co-worker of mine. She has a head full of big brown curls, a smile as big and bright as the sun, and a joyful laugh that gathers a crowd. She's captured the hearts of many and it shouldn't have surprised me at all, in retrospect. I should have known when she cooed and tribbled at how cute he was and how happy she would be if she found one like him. At first she thought he was comical and funny looking, but later admitted that she had fallen for him at first sight.

I am not at all sure about how their relationship will pan out, seeing as how Donald is....well, let me explain.

Donald was so named due to his uncanny resemblance to our own President Trump.

Donald was always on the fringe, wanting to join in with the others in their daily games of chance and bravado. The others would have none of it, though. They teased Donald incessantly about his wig...'is that a bird nest on your head?' or 'do you carry your lunch under there?' or 'does that thing shed the rain?'

They bullied and picked on him so bad he would come in at the end of the day with a half-bloodied pate and his wig askew, looking beaten and sad beyond measure. There was only one thing to do, and that was to move Donald into his very own little white house.

As the group grew in stature and girth, the cocks would burst out with screams of superiority, each one challenging the next to be ever louder and more ferocious. Over in the little white house sat Donald, softly tribbling and cooing, never offering to shout out his own superiority.

Oh hahahaa!! Could it be?? Could Donald be a she and not a he?? I don't yet know, as the time of bearing young has not yet arrived...no glowing orbs of future generations have made their appearance yet, so only time will tell

My co-worker sent me a message yesterday, saying how happy she and Donald are. She talked of redecorating their living quarters and even sent me a selfie!! Oh what justice if Donald turns out to be a Debbie LOL...If that happens I guess the yolk's on Janet!!

Thanks for stopping by!

Tam