My Confused Scammer

My Confused Scammer desperately looked for a stretchman that they would often break. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

My Confused Scammer desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally throw. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Scammer desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be an unusual activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Confused Scammer desperately looked for a can of Tango that they liked to throw. It was a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was epic. A can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Confused Scammer desperately craved for a stretchman to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

My Confused Scammer desperately wanted a computer that they would often drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.