Open Mic week 110 Original Song "Seasonal Allergies"

in #openmic6 years ago

My allergies are acting up
And local honey's not enough
And Clartin's got too expensive this year
But my dripping red nose is annoying

The summer sun is heating up
I'm sweating through my cloths and stuff
Electricity bills going up like high heels
Might as well take cold showers in the morning

(CHORUS)
And it seems like every wasp in town
Is tryin to get into my house
Hearing maddening buzzing insect sounds
I've decided that I wont go out

My car is being covered up
By pollen falling from above
Every plastic CD cover left in my car seat
Is warped and wont close cause it's ruined