I won the lottery!
A couple months ago I lost ten bucks on a Wheel of Fortune scratch off lotto ticket. It had this deal where you could scan the ticket and enter for a second chance drawing, which I did. I forgot all about it until I got an email saying I won $500! I was super excited until I read the email and realized I won $500 worth of credit at the Wheel of Fortune merchandise store. This would have been super exciting if I were an eighty year old woman in 1987. I might not have wrinkly, saggy tits, blue hair, and a crush on Ronald Regan, but I’m not about to turn down free shit.
Let’s check out my swag.
I got an adorable cap for my baby.
I also got a cool Wheel of Fortune refrigerator magnet set.
I got a WOF T-shirt, and I’m kicking myself for not spending the whole stack of Benjamins on T-Shirts because this bitch is comfy as a mo-fo.
I got a new wine glass
I got a hoodie and then was contemplating the idea of having a lifetime supply of Wheel of Fortune keychains and pint glasses when I saw they had Xbox games so I just bought a shitload of those with the rest of my money. I’m gonna take them shits down to GameStop and trade them in. I’ll probably get fifteen bucks for them but what the shit do I care?
The mailman was extra nice to me yesterday when he also dropped off a kilo of Kratom.
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Xanex has way too many calories.
Oh yeah, we all want men with those t-shirts (off). Valium helps after mdma.
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This is so meaningful to me.
Your new wine glass is legit, I've seen it in action:
I've nominated both you and @beograd for the @comedyopenmic contest because the world needs more soiled underwear and Tide Pod recipes.
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If you go to @comedyopenmic you'll find the instructions in the link for Comedy Open Mic Round #14.
I just learned about this a few days ago; let's get in there and make the world laugh a little harder.
Winners get SBD's (Steem Based Dollars, not Sexual Biblical Diseases), which can then be exchanged for Fiat Based Dollars, which can then be exchanged for useful things like Fleshlights and abortions.
Congrats on your Wheel of Fortune haul!
Be sure to let us know how much you got for the video games!
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Holy shit, that's way more than I was expecting they'd take those for. I'm heading over to the comedy open mic thingy right now.
Now I am so looking forward to see what you are gonna do.
So I went down to Gamestop yesterday and used my GF's son's pro number to get the good price.
Unfortunately, if you come in with a stack of identical games all still factory sealed they assume you stole them so they won't buy em. Not gonna lie, it kinda hurt having a 17 year old kid wearing a name tag judge me. I went to another Gamestop and got $8.40 for one of the copies. I guess I'll just have a stack of wheel of fortune games sitting around in my car and stop and sell one any time I drive past a game stop.
Hey, that's awesome man!
Find a GameStop near a gas station and that's like $50 of free gas! ⛽️ 😀
My birthday is coming up....
Lucky you! I'm jealous of the glass of wine, but also the magnet set is indeed a spectacular gift.
I almost choked on my water! :-D
Yo_ sho_ld've bo_ght the vowel.
I"ll take an "E"
I haven't seen you pop up on my feed in a while but I'm glad you did. Always love a laugh! Resteemed
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