A guide on how to not be an annoying tool
You know how once in a while we come across a person who just makes our blood boil. Have you ever wondered if you were this annoying person for someone else, maybe unintentionally?
Well worry not, here are a few ways to avoid being that annoying tool that makes people wanna hit you!
- Do not be that person who takes forever to pay at the cashier while a million people are waiting.
- Do not be that jackass who stands in a cafe taking forever to choose what they want while some desperate people are standing behind you in a row to get their shit and rush to work perhaps. Just because you have nothing better to do does not mean they do not either. Next time maybe do not stand in the line, take your sweet time to decide what you want and then go stand in the line. Do a good deed.
- Do not be that girl who takes one hour to pee.
- Do not be that person who poops like hell and then does not look back to see if there are any residues. If there are, USE A BRUSH TO CLEAN IT!
- Please do not chew so loud that it sounds like "gravel passing through a pencil sharpener" (Quoting Robin of How I met your mother). Close that pretty mouth once in a while and chew like a human.
- Do not be the jerk who uses all the ice and puts back the empty ice trays back in the freezer. It ain't nice, PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE LEMONADES AND COCKTAILS SOMETIMES AND THEY CANNOT IF YOU DO NOT GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!
- Please do not ask questions in the class just to make your teacher look bad, that's just douchebaggy.
- Please oh please do not be a smug bastard. Being down to earth and humble are cool too.
- When some one asks you a question please do not shrug it off, use your words. It is just so easy, try it sometime.
- When someone says "Hey what do you want to eat?", do not say "whatever anything is fine by me" if on their suggestion you are going to say "anything but that!" Bitch, you dumb or what?
- Please do not interrupt someone when they are in the middle of a sentence.
- Please do not over stay your welcome, know when to leave.
- You know how that one of your friends always takes a million photos of you when you ask them to, and pretty ones too. Then one day they ask you to take a picture, and you take a blurry one and then go like "What? It looks nice to me, whatever I am bored." Like, do not do that. It makes you an asshole.
- Please do not be that jerk who drives super duper slow and would not let anyone pass over either.
- Please do not say you are on your way if you just got out of bed and are still dropping heat in your toilet you lying sack of shit!
- Please do not be the dumb jerk who thinks a woman saying "No I am not interested" actually means "Please keep hitting on me, I am enjoying this very much, please oh please do not stop."
There are a million more things that I could write but I will stop here now and I tag all of you to come up with these from your experiences.
Written by @things, 2018. All rights reserved.
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I am amused by some of the situations that you bring to a close, and in reality, because they are very close to reality, but to modify these situations is not to make us more free, look when we are maturing over the years, we learn when we should to give the opportune answer, that the being spontaneous in any event sometimes happens through impertinent and indiscreet people, the answers must be the right moment and within the context. Now with respect to those people who do not tolerate the best attitude is ignorance I think we all deserve respect and above all respect, there is no more serious insult that one gives importance is also to remember that the insults offend depending on who makes them anyone can not destabilize us. Good post success.