Haha well it works with texting, it may work over the internet as well!
And yeah, I know exactly what you mean, I used to give everyone a chance to prove me wrong and well they never did.
I got used to being a bit more careful and seeing who they really are before letting them into my life.
Then again, I sometimes meet someone and get the overwhelming feeling that I need them in my life, so that's awesome! :D

I would love to be your douchebag guardian haha :D
I would consider it an honor!