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@traf,
Yeah dude Vamps hate garlic, so my wife does lol :D

Cheers~

hmm, that guy does sorta look like you

Lol, that's why I always have a spray at hand, haha

should be a roofie version of this

Bad breath is worth the temporary protection you have against vampires... and kissing the wife

hmm you can just use a stake to the heart on your wife too if you're out of garlic

Bad breath is worth the
Temporary protection
You have from against

                 - theabsolute


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It turns out she hasn't tied her teeth yet ...

Lol... what?