Breathtraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago When you forgot that the wife had garlic for dinner last night Gif from giphy
@traf,

Yeah dude Vamps hate garlic, so my wife does lol :D
Cheers~
hmm, that guy does sorta look like you
Lol, that's why I always have a spray at hand, haha
should be a roofie version of this
Bad breath is worth the temporary protection you have against vampires... and kissing the wife
hmm you can just use a stake to the heart on your wife too if you're out of garlic
Bad breath is worth the
Temporary protection
You have from against
- theabsolute
I'm a bot. I detect haiku.
lol
Not cool haikubot, not cool
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It turns out she hasn't tied her teeth yet ...
Lol... what?