usually i ask them for their number, and after I get it, I just start begging for sex, doesn't matter if it's a girl, guys, group, it gets awkward fast, and when they start walking quickly away, I see them popping out their SIM cards & swallowing it
When you go outside after a week or steem and run into a girl. Then remember that webpage you left open so you gotta go tclose it quick so you can go back close it. Planning on coming back out once task completed to to ask her out but on you second attempt you see she's already mezmerized by a whale. So you go back inside to build up your SP
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usually i ask them for their number, and after I get it, I just start begging for sex, doesn't matter if it's a girl, guys, group, it gets awkward fast, and when they start walking quickly away, I see them popping out their SIM cards & swallowing it
not sure if the judge is going to buy that
When running to these charity people happens quite often you already kinda know what to do
damn, that's me whenever the mother in law is coming over
Is she mean to you?
Sorry dude but i can only donate sperm ..
i don't accept samples from 30 different men from one of your farts
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The sperm will make you ask for more donations in the future 😂
If children are the future, then the future is going to get up too early, be loud and full of germs, and shit where it shouldn't.
doesn't sound like the future is too bright
When you go outside after a week or steem and run into a girl. Then remember that webpage you left open so you gotta go tclose it quick so you can go back close it. Planning on coming back out once task completed to to ask her out but on you second attempt you see she's already mezmerized by a whale. So you go back inside to build up your SP
every second day at least
Just running back to your car because you forgot your wallet if course
Gif from Giphy
they fuck you when you're with a girl too
that way you can't be an asshole
Sorry, l just gave all my cash to the heroin addict in the parking lot..catch me next time tho!
thank you for the donation
Hehe you junkie
You took my donation?! I rely on that money to put Heron on the table for my family
yeah, didn't think i'd bump into you in the parking lot but thanks for that
don't blow it all at once
Never thought i'd run smack into you either but hey, never miss out on an opportunity eh?
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Don t run away..God does not suffer the reward of benefactors..Oopps
If you run for charity, You need big boobs LOL
I think you are mistaken sir. You need big tits for porn. Charity only needs little ones but we still let her do porn