I tell you joke... Worth 30 Steems!!!
I was in the pub yesterday and I have been thinking about whales.
First of all, I think, that Im born to be whale, cause I really like some liquids.
There seem to be two ways how to become whale as wrote @demotruk at his comment yesterday. 100k in cash or slow, long, patient work. Guess which one I like more?
I think you're guessing right: No one!!!
In the pub when you are with group of unknown people, it's always good to know some jokes. It helps to start good conversation, people stops being alert.
This is one of my favourites. I play it always when I'm in bad mood. And Minnie Driver is wonderfull in this scene.
Tell me your best joke. Not for free, good joke needs good audience, so I send 30 Steems to guy/girl which will have most votes tommorow at this time.
It can be dirty joke, I like them, but I hate offensive jokes in public so don't use them!
Vote for Skylar's joke
The worst line to pick up a girl. "I hope you like bowling because I'm going to grab you like a bowling ball" :)
Skylars joke wins 1:0.
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