Ren du Lot, the shit lawyer - Part X

vcelier (74)in #story • 4 years ago

I have checked with whois.com and found that shitpost.com is an existing Internet site, registered in 1999.

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Ren du Lot had decided to go now for something completely different.

Having recently realized that he would not survive for long in this shitty country, he wanted to get rich quick and disappear under a new identity.

So, he invented a fictitious device that he called a "Zizi Gougou", and to sell it under the pseudonym of Fernando Ronaldo.

He created the website zizigougou.shitpost.com. There was only one web page on the site and one picture showing a black plastic box with three buttons, blue, white, and red.

The title was "Get new friends and amaze them with a Zizi Gougou". Under the picture, there was a long text that described in detail all the effects of the device but was very ambiguous about the technology. One could deduce from the indication "Batteries not included" that it contained some electronic circuit.

In the middle and at the bottom of this long page was the payment description: