Career Choice

A country preacher had a immature son, and it had been time the boy ought to provide some thought to selecting a profession. Like several young men, the boy did not very grasp what he wished to try to to, and he did not appear too involved regarding it.
One day, whereas the boy was away at college, his father set to undertake Associate in Nursing experiment. He went into the boy's space and placed on his study table four objects:

A bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of Jack Daniels, and a playboy magazine.

'I'll simply hide behind the door, the reverend aforesaid to himself, 'and once he comes home from college this afternoon, i will see that object he picks up.'
'If it is the Bible, he is planning to be a reverend like Pine Tree State, and what a blessing that will be! 'If he picks up the dollar, he is planning to be a business-man, which would be okay, too. 'But, if he picks up the bottle, he is planning to be a no-good rummy, and Lord, what a shame that will be. 'And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine, he is planning to be a skirt-chasing bum.'

The previous man waited uneasily, and shortly detected his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and heading for his space.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to go away the area, he noticed the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to examine them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it underneath his arm.
He picked up the Silver dollar and born into his pocket.
He uncorked the bottle and took a giant drink whereas he loved this month's spreadhead.

'Lord have mercy,' the preacher unvoiced in horror, 'He’s planning to be Next president!'