Little Story about the Parents of Steem - Creative

This story was a bit of a group effort... It started in SteemChat https://discord.gg/VQG42V and many contributed to the ideas as I was typing out our sad childhood. Consider it a creative story and not the truth in any way. It was mainly @steemitqa and I chatting about it but others added ideas as well. I took the liberty of cramming it together into a story!

*little Meme I made way back when.

Steem Kids

We have no idea what ned is doing
but I don't think he is that into us
we are like children he doesn't know how to handle
when he thinks of us he feels no love
a little guilt
and mostly a desire to not have to be in the same place with us
but he still doesn't love us and we all know it
Dan (dad) left us
and the pressure was too much on Ned (mom)
Mom tried for a while
she'll pop in once in a while
but dad has a new wife (EOS) and is trying to make a new family... (Voice)
Mom, she's just seeing someone on the side or too depressed to be a good parent
they left us a nice house and a step-mom...
(Eli)
but also broke and in debt
Eli, she's okay
but she never really knew us
she didn't feed us and change us when we were young, she's kind and smart but..
she came in later and... was ... fine
Uncle Aggy Stops by..
he's the fun uncle... he puts us in the car once in a while and drives too fast
Let's us eat too much ice cream and get a belly ache. Gave us a little shot of whiskey once
and built us a Condo.
He wears Leopard suits and furry hats.
When he spins us around sometimes it's a little much
but he loves us.
he's trying
He could build more with us or run off with a racy chick
we don't know yet
We will grow up tough though
it will be okay
just not anytime soon

:)

To be continued...
If you don't find this a little amusing... shrugs.
Add your own relatives in the comments!

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